HapiJus

35289 pts ยท December 17, 2012


I play StarCraft and watch football on Sundays. Don't tase me, bro.

I thought it was the 10 second rule.... how have i survived this long??

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so you're saying your wife makes a shitty sandwich?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Me and Pookie added something to the secret sauce....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So unnecessary

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're right. But this still says usa is waiting for the winner of czech republic and whoever.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs to be updated...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That guy on the end makes a great catch.

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Dude. Its Vince Vaughn. Not Von. That's why everyone is confused.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe hillary swank?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And nothing pisses whales off more than men with footballs on their heads."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't mind it, except for the epic level of destruction that no one seems to care about. We won! But half of Metropolis is dead...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a long time to figure out which picture you were talking about

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it already happened...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Overattached Missed Connection

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it in the middle of our street?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There isn't a bottle of pepto in this world big enough to make me eat this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My cat always tries to lick my beer.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So her implication (out of context) determines that she hates men? That is quite a stretch, sir.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Why did you put Hillary Clinton on there? She said nothing anti-man.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

That is fine if she is gonna be there all the time when i need it

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

So you're the reason there are billboards all over America.....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a trap!

12 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

A dusting of snow?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And dry.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She says the same thing to me when I'm eating out

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Physics. Have you heard of it?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twist: She's actually cutting herself.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sex doesnt actually feel better on valentines day. It actually feels worse because you just spent a shit ton of money for no reason.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I did. And i was clearing up your confusion.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0