HappyPyromaniac

8656 pts ยท November 5, 2017


I'm a bug who fucks dogs and likes guns, what more do you want to know? My Pronouns are Bee/Bug, get em right. Raging Autist. You got question, ask them, I'll answer anything. If you're reading this, you're beautiful, I love you. Muah. Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I'll buy you a pizza.

I think it could be great!

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Me, burying my problems in mountainous ass-tons of cocaine

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Click the link for the full video! It's actually quite wholesome.

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It's actually making me kind of sad to think about.

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Guess today's my first Cake Day and to celebrate it, here's my favorite reaction image.

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MRW Someone tells me they've poisoned my water.

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When all of your friends are used to you being the jokester, but you're having an off day so you do your best to be lighthearted but all your friends see through it anyways and are really weirded out watching you forget who you are

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Far Cry 5 in a nutshell

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When you're too high to properly order pizza, but you call and hope for the best anyways

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Heresy!

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We sing Praise.

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Oh. My. Goodness.

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A Game of Chess is like a Swordfight.

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Some of it

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So I was practicing some German curse words, when my phone decided to download a German talk-to-text app. By itself.

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Four years ago today, I saved my own life.

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Well, do you?

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MRW My dad tells me he isn't making BBQ, but I walk by his house and realize he lies like a fly with a booger in it's eye.

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I mean, he's not wrong.

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Found this gem in random.

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"Look at my baby! He's 23 months old and-"

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MRW I'm selling a girl a blinking red buttplug to surprise her boyfriend and it looks good.

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"You can't just turn back time whenever you mess up!"

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Need some advice

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When you bust a nut so hard the whole squad feel it.

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Hmm? Oh don't mind me, just posting some gold.

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When you have to poop real bad, but need to hold it in.

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Imgur right now

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Just started playing Overwatch, any tips?

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When everyone is playing recruit except you, and they all look at you at once

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When someone makes a joke that low-key hurt your feelings

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I'm sorry.

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Absolute Unit

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Roses are red

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How I feel as a PoC when someone attractive says something really racist

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Just some quotes, don't mind me.

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Going into the Weekend like

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When you single-handedly lose the game for your team.

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What are your powers?

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How does this make you feel?

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Did my best.

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MRW One of my friends platonically says "I love you" and I realize how starved for affection I am

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Me when I want to sleep but all I can think about is when I said "You too" after a waiter told me to enjoy my meal.

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When everyone lands at Loot Lake

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When someone do some stupid shit

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MRW I hear Black Ops IV might do a Battle Royale mode in lieu of a Story.

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Just gonna leave this here.

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Making new friends like

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Spite kept me going.

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When he says he's never been pegged before

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Mfw I'm waiting for pizza and there's a knock at my door.

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You're welcome

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Iranian Women reaches for Hijab to protest mandatory dress code for women as onlookers watch (Colourized)

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