Haurus

1967 pts ยท May 29, 2021


16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait, what is that blinking light up in the tree... fuck.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

f*k yeah, that is more like it. None of that 2 clove BS.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a Husky. You will fall asleep in bed, and wake up on the floor.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red Bull Nut Cracker.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Called efficiency. Not every meal needs to be a "proper" meal. Sometimes you just need something in your gut so you do not keel over while going about your daily routine.

As for Costco, it takes atleast an hour to do laps and try each of the samplers 5 times. The hotdog is a palate cleanser.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nice ass.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hopefully he was a good capitalist, and split that $7 with his brother.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#SendNukes, ROFL.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So he wants the escape fantasy to disappear while the world still sucks?

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pay me $16.99 per case to properly dispose of it down the toilet.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What friends.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never argue with a cat. They will hoist you up to their level, beat you with experience, then spartan kick you back down to where you belong.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pineapple Ketchup.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to blow up the Kremlin.

1 month ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Just showing off your nuggies like that... No shame.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Keanu is Canadian.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keanu, Jason Momoa, Henry Cavill, Alan Ritchman, there are a few good options.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3, 4, 6

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

50/50 mix of MCT oil and 190 proof Everclear, with a bit of flavoring. Whoever eats it will sleep right through the buttholepocalypse.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoulda put it right in the middle of the room, so you can shit and meditate at the same time.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mech clone of the Ideazon/Steelseries Merc. Someone finally making my dream board, and it isn't for sale...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Human sex is weird" - Cat

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0