HeavyVegetable

188 pts · December 9, 2016


The triceratops looks more real than Eric...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a sea creature... some weird sea anemone or sponge or something.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No one’s mentioned it coming from 9 Gag yet. Not that you should really care but someone usually comments on this... Doh!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Was with a Japanese friend in London. She started laughing a man wearing a t shirt with Kanji writing that read “Underground toilet”.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hedgepigs are GO!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They see me rollin’...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I second this....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheesecake?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Mortar and pestle” who even says it in that order? It’s “pestle and mortar”!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Mayday, mayday. We’re going down....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“We’ve both said things you’re going to regret” GlaDOS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 has the moves

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can die happy knowing that this is fake and nowhere so beautiful can possibly exist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the same!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May... maybe... you spend a little too much time on this site? (Not really criticising... just observing).

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Why did Lieutenant Uhura? ‘Cos William Shatner.” Only joke I can ever remember...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice dump. I like almost all of these... a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was a smurf?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t think “proof” means what you think it means...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

#4 motto didn’t catch on with his compatriots

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A pile of sticks? I used to dream of living under a pile of sticks. I lived in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So, apparently tortoises are born looking a 100 billion years old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought she was tethered to the ground by the back of her jeans at first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking he was deaf.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think we should celebrate such an appalling waste of cotton wool.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now the cat owns the dolphin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, me too. I was wondering where the rest of the post was...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Our trains work? A three minute delay is regrettable? Did you go to a Disney version of England???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you had asked me beforehand I wouldn't have been so specific, but it turns out the answer is yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0