HelloFacehead

122 pts ยท April 27, 2015


I love my wife and enjoy reading books about counseling, psychiatry, philosophy, and doing it. I hope you're doing okay!

Skip the ice and get an eye dropper for scotch

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

"Gentelman"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Capella is never okay. Put a warning, at least.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Why only the butts?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My method has a near 100% success rate--simply press into your taint, directly under your balls. The last little bit comes right out!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you wanna build a snowman?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone gets too upset by the sexy pic ask, it's just a stylized "omg I made it", ya'll

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gwen got mad old

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You really need to work on your sticktoitiveness.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Did you read the whole thing? It doesn't seem like you read the whole thing. ... I'll just drink my coffee, then."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Tricking people into car accidents is awful, not funny.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0