“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.”
“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.”
A few of us here are old enough to get that reference
Same but it actually should
That's not relevant, just part of the joke setup
I'll be Bach
It's a rite of passage for women
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it
I thought it was a city in India
Mine protected me but not the house, so it would depend whether I was home
A Blahaj tattoo would rock though. I didn't get my two tattoos until my late 40s
Oh good, it went to my state and I have surgery soon. That means a chance they miss it or a shortage of IV saline again
Right. I'd eat that. Looks like cheez wiz in the middle
The Betty Crocker cookbook has some fabulous recipes. I have a reproduction version, Mom has the original
Have you ever eaten a purseful of bees?
#20 it's been my experience that edge cases *only*occur in PROD
My God, it's back from the dead!
It was old age at least!
Wolfgang died last year. You can follow the owner and her other rescues on obese_beagle on Instagram. She's helped others slim down too
It takes a lot longer and is a lot more complicated in the books. Not a fan of the changes they've made
They're an asshole either way. If your vehicle doesn't fit you park on the outskirts of the lot
I do too. I illegally had one at my desk
That doesn't factor in the cost to her career though. That's why many women stay in the work force even though it barely makes sense financially
That's less than your insurance deductible and much less than a new car
There's a lot of terrible information here. In many states you're not responsible for your spouse's medical debt. Consult a local estate attorney
No she loved it and demanded more.
Gave my Chihuahua pepper jack. I should have known
This is stupid because the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel tower tops aren't even with the top of the water. It shows them completely submerged
#30 HR doesn't communicate by iMessage
Specifically those priests who broke off from the mainstream to insist on following the old Latin mass and a bunch of stuff like that
It would only be tested for if a condition was suspected
I picked some up in India