HesitantAlien

1362 pts ยท April 8, 2015


People need to calm their shit around bees and wasps. Unless you're allergic, you should stop being a prissy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a shame he can't bat for shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 16 and I've already realised this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually don't mind reposts, but the original post is still on the FP

10 years ago | Likes 371 Dislikes 8

I'm...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think some of your class are gonna be fucked up and think that fruit have feelings now...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All you had to do was pull your dick out

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 listening is definitely the best course of action here.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Ah yes, listen to the fundamentalists who want us to conform to their disgusting backwards medieval ideologies or die. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 13

It's cool that this happened, but it isn't a miracle, as miracles don't exist.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And I thought that glasses were made to fit our ears, but it turns out that evolution took into account how we would wear glasses.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That probably plays in favour to the deadpool cosplay

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an essay about ethics, it's basically worthless

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I have a Dad and still can't do those things.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Didn't this happen last year?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sucks. But when that Nigerian prince gets back to me, I'll help you out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usersub screeching

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Reading the username together"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The exit is Reich over there

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It took me longer than I'm proud of, to notice that Sean Bean wasn't Norman Reedus

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Do I also put my dick in a box?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No homo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd get saitama. So he could be the one fap man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gave it to my dog. Not sure what it means for me now, but at least there aren't laws anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The neckbeard checks out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's fair to call it a potato

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That awkward moment when Jesus had all the traits and characteristics of a cult leader

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Buckle up Buckaroos

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did somebody say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Rick saying don't

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2