CHECK OUT THESE KNOCKERS
One of my first favorites. Harlem Sh- ut the F up.
This is my bearded dragon, Stacey… she says hello.
Ricky Gervais, ladies and gentlemen
WHENEVER I TELL A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE AND SOMEONE SAYS THE PUNCHLINE BEFORE I CAN FINISH
ANYONE TRYIN' TO GET HITCHED TODAY?
I MET THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY. YOU MAY KNOW HIM FROM PIXAR.
SHMACESHMOOK FACEBOOK
MFW someone tells me I shouldn't smoke cigarettes
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS OVER IN BRITLAND BUT I WOULD VOTE RICKY GERVAIS THE KING OF ENGLAND SO HE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.
WHOA! WHAT A CRAZY ENDING!
SO TRAGIC.
THE TRUTH HAS NEVER BEEN MORE TRUE
Alia Shawkat needs some attention.
LAWLZZ
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THE NEW BATMAN IS?
MRW MY FRIEND SAID I COULDN'T GET THIS RIDICULOUSLY HOT GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER, BUT DID ANYWAY.
My buddy just posted this on Facebook of his newborn baby.
PUNCH LINE
WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS WHORING FOR UPVOTES
I'M NOT SURE WHAT I JUST READ, BUT I'M NOT MAD THAT I DID.
FRESHMAN TO SENIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE
HE SAT LIKE THIS FOR NEARLY TWO HOURS.....WATCHING....WAITING
WHEN MY ROOMMATES WAKE ME UP TO A BEER BONG ON THE WEEKEND
I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS TO ME
My favorite childhood game.
OH MY.
IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND PHALANGES.
DIANNA AGRON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MRW I OVERHEARD MY 70 YEAR OLD DAD ON THE PHONE SAY "JUST PUT ON SOMETHING SEXY AND MEET ME AT THE MOTEL 8 AT 7:30"
THIS IS ESCALATING QUICKLY AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS
WELL THAT STINKS!
C&H G-G-G-GOLD
IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME
MRW MY ROOMMATE SAYS THAT 9GAG IS BETTER THAN IMGUR
TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE ZIMMERMAN CASE
I WANT TO PARTY TOO
SHIT, MAN
FUCK FEET
WAIT HERE DOG, I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOME SHIT.
HE WILL NEVER FORGET
I RECENTLY STARTED WORKING AT A GROCERY STORE AND ALREADY HAVE A PET PEEVE
I'll just leave this here...
I TYPED INTO GOOGLE "THE GREATEST PICTURE ON THE INTERNET" ...I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS MAKES ME FEEL...
I have a confession..
CHECK OUT THE GROCERY STORE CHECK OUT ETIQUETTE AND DO'S AND DON'TS
RHM MM MM MM MM MM
IF YOU POST SELFIES
It's not working
IF YOU POST A SELFIE
IT'S STARTING TO BECOME REALLY AWESOME AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE. SORRY FOR YELLING.
IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT THING TO DO
SHIT MAN
WELCOME... JUDGMENTAL INFANT
I SHAT MYSELF WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT
CANADA IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL