Hiyeeee

3588 pts · February 17, 2016


Hello. I am editing my profile. I'm definitely a real person.

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5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

That's so bizarre and impressive

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shot blood on the ceiling. What. How?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They can fuck right off with that question. I repeatedly asked what the wage was recently and they kept saying idk, what do you think ?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this blessing of a selfie.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#36 ew, david

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My coworker recommended this place this week when I asked where he orders lunch. Then bam I see it perchance in the comments.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cyanocitta make terrible noises ? this is prob a blue jay

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

York region is one half sneeze away from their own lockdown if they keep having those friggin weddings

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bullshit! Murder the cancer cells! Save the world.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 4. Statistical analysis!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love her so much more now ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Vagina caves!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So effective!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget pot smoking orgy having witches!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That shit shaped my adult humour.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw one this big the other day, usually I see the itsy Bitsy ones.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good lord it was the worst and I just kept adding more babies and friggin puppies. I must hate myself.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like mine but I tell many of my friends to not bother if they have the slightest hesitation.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Irenes Batista

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was me as a mom yesterday. I hate it and it will probably give me cancer or some shit

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lordy I thought it was a babies hands. Why does it have baby hands?!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How big of a cunt do you have to be to not want to add to the day and share it on a whole new level.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 13

RIP Chichi DeVayne. ♥️

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So much Marge boobs.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

My toddler used to stab me in the gums shouting teeth teeth so I am very fond of this joke.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This happens when I've been over stimulated throughout the day, like a fucking baby.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't do it, friend. You don't have to.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1