11618 pts ยท February 21, 2013
Empty little coin purse...
Just so excited he couldn't control his little bladder. It's impossible to be mad.
My hero! ...who gets high centered in the back yard.
It's humble work getting one upvote at a time like this, but honest.
14 years and counting. Thanks for your service.
I have no idea who this is. But if he's not American already he's surely at least an honorary American after this.
I always thought it should be 'twatted'...
Well played.
Exactly
False. That bear was bred to hunt other bears.
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
That you're in love with meeeeeee!
I see a badass mudda, who don't take no shit off of nobody!
What's this Ann forkerry about?!
You old sailor, you!
I'm pretty sure they prefer the term 'Frenchman'.
They've got to taste better than snails. Convince the French they do. Boom. Problem solved.
Jennifer. WTF, Jennifer.
Dogs that aren't sure why they're holding flowers, but the humans like it so that's what they do. Because they love the humans.
Well, that's technically a solution, yeah.
I mean, we all know they need Gatorade. It's the electrolytes. Fish need electrolytes, just like plants. It's what they CRAVE.
*Experiences may vary
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Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
I'm upvoting purely for your username.
I want to put my hands on your weiners. I'm a man. I stand by my first statement.
I KNEW it. Now I just need to show this to all my exes.
I think that makes her a re-virgin.
Joke so dark it can't get a cab in some parts of the country....
Empty little coin purse...
Just so excited he couldn't control his little bladder. It's impossible to be mad.
My hero! ...who gets high centered in the back yard.
It's humble work getting one upvote at a time like this, but honest.
14 years and counting. Thanks for your service.
I have no idea who this is. But if he's not American already he's surely at least an honorary American after this.
I always thought it should be 'twatted'...
Well played.
Exactly
False. That bear was bred to hunt other bears.
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
That you're in love with meeeeeee!
I see a badass mudda, who don't take no shit off of nobody!
What's this Ann forkerry about?!
You old sailor, you!
I'm pretty sure they prefer the term 'Frenchman'.
They've got to taste better than snails. Convince the French they do. Boom. Problem solved.
Jennifer. WTF, Jennifer.
Dogs that aren't sure why they're holding flowers, but the humans like it so that's what they do. Because they love the humans.
Well, that's technically a solution, yeah.
I mean, we all know they need Gatorade. It's the electrolytes. Fish need electrolytes, just like plants. It's what they CRAVE.
*Experiences may vary
.
Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
I'm upvoting purely for your username.
I want to put my hands on your weiners. I'm a man. I stand by my first statement.
I KNEW it. Now I just need to show this to all my exes.
I think that makes her a re-virgin.
Joke so dark it can't get a cab in some parts of the country....