3123 pts · December 17, 2013
And at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
Sure but he gets right in the end — though I wish they'd dealt with it through something a bit more serious than MOM&Lightning but
Like, say, a cat or a number of other nocturnal or semi-nocturnal hunters?
The difference is that you got lasting psychological damage. Which I'm aware is minimal consolation.
With time and effort, you're able to transcribe what you see: a vast architecture of numbers, like the cathedral of a neckbeardy god.
Spicy. The hint of some spicy cheesy smell tickles your nose, and you'd swear you hear the word "Doritos" murmured in the distance.
You've learned things that you shouldn't have. Your character spends the rest of day rambling in terror about "Character sheets."
For the remainder of your gnome's natural life, in stressful situations, he notices the words "THAC0 was here" carved in abyssal nearby.
Do you have at least 16 int?
That's pretty solid. Give me a wisdom saving throw, though.
Any modifiers?
Okay, does your character speak abyssal or drow hand-sign?
Six isn't enough to get much of anything. You get a general sense that, well, the game's afoot.
Yeah, you don't see much of anything. It seems like a normal and totally real tavern to you.
You need new dice. Thankfully, there's a bunch of stuff here. You find some ivory d20s. They're faintly magical.
Sure give me a Investigation check or a Knowledge Religion.
In study and dreamings, you see a secret history. The great schism unfolds before your sleeping eyes: Mechanists against Simulationists.
Good thing this is a non-combat encounter. Okay, you're pretty sure you learned about this "Gygax" guy in school. That's all you got.
Sorry guys, imgur's servers are on fire so I'm having trouble replying. Leave your rolls and I'll fill them in when I get back from the work
You see white towers around a great harbor. Walls surround the city, but you think they look oddly like foam. There's a distant chuckle.
Well, you don't see much, but you could try one of your knowledge skills. Do you have religion or history trained?
The air's a little different here. Maybe it's consecrated ground?
Oh man, do you have any effects that would let you reroll that?
You see, for just a moment, a older man with a gentle smile. It seems like he has high hopes for you as he leans behind the DM screen.
It's charging, it's charging. Gotta keep dat zero point.
That's pretty much automatically a dirty martini, isn't it?
As a trigglypuff, I was delighted by your comment.
Sure but he gets right in the end — though I wish they'd dealt with it through something a bit more serious than MOM&Lightning but
Like, say, a cat or a number of other nocturnal or semi-nocturnal hunters?
The difference is that you got lasting psychological damage. Which I'm aware is minimal consolation.
With time and effort, you're able to transcribe what you see: a vast architecture of numbers, like the cathedral of a neckbeardy god.
Spicy. The hint of some spicy cheesy smell tickles your nose, and you'd swear you hear the word "Doritos" murmured in the distance.
You've learned things that you shouldn't have. Your character spends the rest of day rambling in terror about "Character sheets."
For the remainder of your gnome's natural life, in stressful situations, he notices the words "THAC0 was here" carved in abyssal nearby.
Do you have at least 16 int?
That's pretty solid. Give me a wisdom saving throw, though.
Any modifiers?
Okay, does your character speak abyssal or drow hand-sign?
Six isn't enough to get much of anything. You get a general sense that, well, the game's afoot.
Yeah, you don't see much of anything. It seems like a normal and totally real tavern to you.
Any modifiers?
You need new dice. Thankfully, there's a bunch of stuff here. You find some ivory d20s. They're faintly magical.
Sure give me a Investigation check or a Knowledge Religion.
In study and dreamings, you see a secret history. The great schism unfolds before your sleeping eyes: Mechanists against Simulationists.
Good thing this is a non-combat encounter. Okay, you're pretty sure you learned about this "Gygax" guy in school. That's all you got.
Sorry guys, imgur's servers are on fire so I'm having trouble replying. Leave your rolls and I'll fill them in when I get back from the work
You see white towers around a great harbor. Walls surround the city, but you think they look oddly like foam. There's a distant chuckle.
Well, you don't see much, but you could try one of your knowledge skills. Do you have religion or history trained?
The air's a little different here. Maybe it's consecrated ground?
Oh man, do you have any effects that would let you reroll that?
You see, for just a moment, a older man with a gentle smile. It seems like he has high hopes for you as he leans behind the DM screen.
It's charging, it's charging. Gotta keep dat zero point.
That's pretty much automatically a dirty martini, isn't it?
As a trigglypuff, I was delighted by your comment.