Howlingowl

40264 pts · July 28, 2017


He should get to keep his hat as a trophy for defeating him

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know why

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They’ll sit in the freezing cold and die when their privatized electricity goes out thanking God their representative is a Christian.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are the pretty ones always assholes

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it have to be white to work? I think I’d rather be hot and not have the entire city look like bleak Soviet style depression architecture

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“The sun doesn’t cause cancer. Light is a gift from God to all the good white people. Cancer is caused by demons.”

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#10 someone didn’t listen when told “no making purple”

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Metal cock ring?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve heard of sting operations. And unlike yourself, I don’t believe they are as easy as they are depicted on TV. They take years of supportive evidence building to hold up in court. The United Stated Federal government tried for years to arrest and convict Al Capone for his criminal activities and failed. Ultimately arresting him on charges related to tax evasion.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. You understand. No law was actually broken. It’s not illegal for a British man to give money to a British political party. So this whole fiasco becomes: can he prove with certainty the people he’s trying to entrap actually believe he is an American. Otherwise, nothing illegal occurred. Good luck proving without a doubt that in court.

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The video states the “American Dad” is literally a paid actor. No money came from him. It came from a BRITISH MAN WITH AN AMERICAN BANK ACCOUNT.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He’s not foreign. He’s a British man with an American bank account.

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So in essence he gave 18,000 pounds to the party on three separate occasions as a British man and got him to say “thank you” while being secretly filmed. Wow, you really got ‘em.

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I swear, cats have two brains independent of each other: completely unaware of the other’s existence and the second brain only controls the tail.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he believes someone should have their rights stripped for making the incorrect political decision maybe he should have his right to life taken away and he can be executed it the street

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have no idea how you do this without ending up cutting your hands to ribbons

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine, but every day he removes he’s not allowed to golf on.

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My muscles are under developed and I must scream

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t you know? The Prophet of God is not born in the Middle East. So silly. The Prophet of God is born in the state of Vermont, USA.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When Trump announced the change the tourist traps around the lake were selling out their Lake Ontario t-shirts. The locals still call the lake by its real name to this day. Google doesn’t control the people of America.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. They’re both Scientologists and his brother Daniel Masterson is a serial rapists.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everybody’s getting blanket pardons on Trumps way out. Even if it doesn’t hold up they’ll tread water in the courts debating the legality of the pardon before he will ever see a single charge brought up against him.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is bullshit. My productivity is directly tied to my performance review which determines my bonus. I don’t perform - I don’t get paid. People don’t want to work my ass. My company’s productivity went up during Covid. No one had to spend an hour getting ready and commuting in the morning. You could work in your PJs. But the company took it away because it made all those middle managers obsolete.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It should be noted that bisexuality does not mean the person is polyamorous. I get that a lot. No thank you, I do not care how hot your friend is. I do not want a three way. Sounds fucking exhausting.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did the Vice President of the United States just say he’s working towards ending human civilization?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if he instead launches the object towards the nearest planet (which percentage wise is actually Mercury - go figure) and uses it as a gravity assist to set it on a path intersecting the sun?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no! You’re telling me this year I will not receive my sweater I’ll never wear again and the obligatory week of racist remarks backed by 24 hour Fox News coverage? What a very un-merry season indeed.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 He and his brother were such freaks that Bryan Cranston shielded Frankie Muniz and the other child stars from spending any time with him outside the necessary interactions on set.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My Maine Coon is super gassy. She’d just end up farting a storm if I did this to her.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s kinda ironic: the worst burger comes from California but also the greatest burger I’ve ever had is here too. This little taco shop near the Griffith Observatory called Yuca’s is absolutely delicious. They cook the burger patties on the same skillet they do their taco meat and it soaks up all the flavor. Absolutely fantastic.

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