HumanCapybara

32271 pts · January 22, 2013


The only comments I get a lot of upvotes on are comments that are so completely banal and uninteresting that I think people just take pity on me.

Imagine being a head of government people mourn when you’re gone?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I go where I want

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your wife sounds like a righteous bjtch.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Nothin wrong with that

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They found deceiving weapons in Deception Bay? Whoever’s responsible for writing this season needs to be fired.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There’s shit all else in Kansas.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Garfield will always be my guy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#49

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s literally what caused HAL9000 to go insane.

4 weeks ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I’d be down for osprey as our national bird. We have them all over the place in Florida. I love their nests and their plumage. Somewhat coincidentally, they are also a bald eagle’s favorite bird to harass. An eagle will wait for the osprey to catch a fish then swoop on the osprey to get it to drop its catch so the eagle can grab it without having to do any of its own hunting.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Venn diagram of Cult Leaders and Sexual Abusers is a circle.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably either the photographer’s elbow, or the model’s massive dick.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It was six years ago. I think we can be our own sources on that one, my guy, we lived through it. Jared Kushner was “in charge” of a COVID task force and one of the only things he was in charge of was distribution of supplies. His stance was that it was a federal stockpile, not a state stockpile. The fucking New England Patriots’ jet was used to fly to China to get more supplies because the Feds weren’t distributing.

1 month ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 18

Don’t tarnish this meme with Donald Trump’s face. Nic Cage would be appalled.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I’m assuming shooters since the third person in the top row was the Aurora, CO theater shooter.

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

That’s got some strong “I know the age of consent laws in every state” energy.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Sigmund Freud was a hack and struggling with mental health isn’t glamorous, it’s fucking exhausting. Not once have I ever looked back and gone “damn I really missed when I was a suicidal alcoholic.”

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Monitor* the chickens

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What makes you think he has any regard for his in-group, either? He’s the only real person in his world; everybody else is just a prop.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Money laundering

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Our politicians live in gated communities and have security details. The ones that could benefit from an unplanned dumpster dive, anyway.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Damn I forgot ab Graham. My day suddenly seems so much brighter

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not drawing anything at all for fear of messing up is, in itself, messing up.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, finally.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

When do we start getting free speech protections? The federal government has literally gone after people for voicing opinions that don’t jive with the current regime. Nonviolent protesters have been gunned down by the federal government for exercising their right to freedom of assembly.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

HI ZEV!

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You cannot become a billionaire without being a psychopath.

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I feel this. I work in a non-conditioned warehouse. The only circulation is two decrepit shop fans and whatever breeze coming in from outside.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#69 where’s the nudie mag?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miller hands down

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0