There is always a tweet
Big corporations have already enough
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"you sound like a medieval buffoon"
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Megadesk
MRW I have fresh rice cakes + alt-J
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it's like he is not even trying
So Monday Feb 14 2011 was 253 days ago?
Oh Danny Boy
I guess moons are today's emus
If Friday had a face
From the creators of the alternative facts theory
who?
brb
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Pretty accurate
Happy fans it is ...
After a break from caffein during the holidays, first coffee be like
Wica Wica What
MRW when she wants me to pay for everything
MRW someone takes my coffee
MRW all goes to the shitter
Can you fly, you sucker?
Super Pink
MRW I run su
Damn you biochem class
MRW my professor tells me I need 100% on the final to pass
So 1211 comments later
Way better love story than Twilight
MRW i find $5 on the ground
MRW i find a magic wand
MRW I compute the tip in my mind
MFW I upvote a comment with 9 points
Life is pain
If my calculations are correct ...
Pretty Neat
This happens way to often
It's true
30 years ago
posting from the porcelain throne
Facebook ----->
Child size
Michael Scott discovers Youtube
Fights in the comment section be like
me in every holiday party
My people
Dan IRL
Looking right through my soul
Trump learns from the best
Stupid questions can be dangerous
Tinder explained by Joel Barish
Such a magical place
Pretty good advice from a fourth-grader
MRW when a friend invites me to holiday shopping
A Capella
Russian Winnie The Pooh
The FP is pretty orange right now