IANCE

397 pts ยท May 20, 2016


True fact, ever since Median XL King Leoric became far scarier as an ally than an enemy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NGL, I can't see dust, and that is satisfying as fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I see and/or hear that song I expect a tsunami to suddenly destroy the city. Damn you RT

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe Shrek is literally the first thing he thought of and just assumed it was his name.

8 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 0

If it attracts prey to the shark, is it a parasite, or a symbiote? I mean it does go blind eventually, but still...

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Look you an't just shove the fibonachi spiral into everything!.. or can you?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The green one in the second to last picture is a buttplug.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The world is better off without him in it, at the very least.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fifty seconds in and suddenly, Shadman out of nowhere. Is this turning into porn!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am disappointed, there was no Ryan Gosling's cumface.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might be fake... but TBH I'm pretty sure they could. Argentina's defense is so completely shit, you'd be better off with pinecones.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have fun and games?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep waiting for Dickbutt, tbh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You say wholesome, but that looks like a giant turd to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Clever son of a bitch, take my upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And law enforcement decrease while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences!

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

THIS IS A SONG

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder what it'll be like when she has to contend with the fact that half her friends want to bang her dad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's the thing. I believe that if you're such a good parent, you should run along with him to teach him responsibility as well.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Yeah, okay, but does it play Tetris?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anything should happen to Weird Al, we should work on improving medical technology so we can resurrect him. But your idea's cool.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The caretaker had an array that could get us home safe, but Janeway that ignorant slut she blew it away!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Venusaur IS a vegetable after all. No need to move from the Sofa.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So he's better then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not pictured: All the corpses that THOSE men are standing on, looking like the USA's enemies.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

BANNED.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie. it looks like poop. It looks like a flood of poopwater.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TRIPLE KILL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0