History lesson
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He prefers Robert but hey who gives a shit
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When you ask a girl to come over and she asks you what street you live on
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Good guy Chick-fil-A
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Theyre good dogs, Ned
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He loves his baby
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Boom roasted
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When someone rips ass and everyone denies it
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Me after I get done banging your mom
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"You guys wanna be weiners or losers!?"
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MRW I'm reading an article written by The Onion
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Jason Witten is the fucking man
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Got accepted to Pharmacy School!
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MRW I'm trying to bring in the groceries all in one trip.
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No but you can call me daddy
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When I'm hammered and trying to smack my Katy Perry poster on the ass
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The best friend anybody could ask for
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MRW my girlfriend gets angry and tells me its because the longest I'm ever able to last is 3 seconds
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MRW Aunt May sends me to pick up some rice
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oh SHIT its the 29th already?!?!
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Classic Putin
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How I feel in usersub right now
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Cant argue with that logic
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When I'm trying to buy a Snickers at the gas station and realize I forgot my wallet in the car
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When you finally find that porn video you've been looking for since the first time you saw it
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...its usersub
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MRW my son asks me what that huge structure is in the river that water flows through: "That's a...
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Too heavy man
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When you trust a fart and shouldn't have
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Maybe the pitcher should throw a strike?
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Too soon?
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Every time I run into shitposts I actually enjoy
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"What do you do when you don't know the answer to an exam question?"
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So thats why the call him Green Goblin
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