3622 pts ยท November 19, 2017
Write something about myself? Ok, something about myself
Returning the love hopefully
We've made it easier and popular to show your stupidity to the world
Hand in hand? Sorry, but that's funny.
it was boring, I'm not into fantasy.
I just want to see a government where everyone acts like an adult
He wasn't happy about the fact that I didn't join the Navy. I had no desire to roam the world on a ship.
Skills=100
I fell asleep at home and woke up in the Army
That's not funny Karen.
Who knew your anus was that big?
You've got fur in the closet? What will PETA think?
It's great that you or her found just the right person
Somebody's spring sprung
Everyone marches to a different drummer
Bad eyesight?
Unfortunately the world isn't the wide open place we hoped for.
Score!
He ate PacMan?
It's fekkin Goofy
He needs dreds
The cat switch just went off
You've bonded
I feel the pain
Scorch marks on his butt?
Nothing shuts you down like a nut pinch
All I can say is ask
It takes good people to raise good people.
Me too, but I also give zero fucks
An early man that knows what he wants, but also knows what he qualified for.
Geez, I even believe in the tooth fairy. Thanks!
Returning the love hopefully
We've made it easier and popular to show your stupidity to the world
Hand in hand? Sorry, but that's funny.
it was boring, I'm not into fantasy.
I just want to see a government where everyone acts like an adult
He wasn't happy about the fact that I didn't join the Navy. I had no desire to roam the world on a ship.
Skills=100
I fell asleep at home and woke up in the Army
That's not funny Karen.
Who knew your anus was that big?
You've got fur in the closet? What will PETA think?
It's great that you or her found just the right person
Somebody's spring sprung
Everyone marches to a different drummer
Bad eyesight?
Unfortunately the world isn't the wide open place we hoped for.
Score!
He ate PacMan?
It's fekkin Goofy
He needs dreds
The cat switch just went off
You've bonded
I feel the pain
Scorch marks on his butt?
Nothing shuts you down like a nut pinch
All I can say is ask
It takes good people to raise good people.
Me too, but I also give zero fucks
An early man that knows what he wants, but also knows what he qualified for.
Geez, I even believe in the tooth fairy. Thanks!