IMightBeBatman

1569 pts · November 27, 2013


It's called a soup kitchen.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not my chair not my problem.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes we do. And no we don't.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My face is leaking.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dig a tunnel.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freshly shorn.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Excellent.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Name those light sabers...... Go.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mice and Fur

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I see you Memphis. Stay classy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people think that my lyrics are sexist, but you lively b*tches and hoes should know I'm tryin to correct this. FOTC FTW!!

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "spank me and call me names"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red dot AND feather.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suit and Overalls? I'm so confused.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried using the crayons in the box as it's own medium. Mosaic style art?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Texas

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert, he loses his head over a piece of tail.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wanna see the batman building in Nashville!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are not your fucking khakis.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me and him, him and you, in the nude with 2 dudes.

12 years ago | Likes 506 Dislikes 0

My tiny little nipples went to France.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

▫️The King

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and a tie?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a cop, no one wears handcuffs like that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gold Champaign? I know a freaking unicorn when I see it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the frigate!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Any time I tell that joke I have to tell people 'I'm only joking'" - Mitch Hedburg

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That belongs in a museum!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do I submit one!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who sees the lion in the strainer itself?

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