1569 pts · November 27, 2013
It's called a soup kitchen.
Not my chair not my problem.
Yes we do. And no we don't.
My face is leaking.
Dig a tunnel.
Freshly shorn.
Excellent.
Name those light sabers...... Go.
Mice and Fur
I see you Memphis. Stay classy.
Some people think that my lyrics are sexist, but you lively b*tches and hoes should know I'm tryin to correct this. FOTC FTW!!
Lost it at "spank me and call me names"
Red dot AND feather.
Suit and Overalls? I'm so confused.
Have you ever tried using the crayons in the box as it's own medium. Mosaic style art?
Texas
Spoiler alert, he loses his head over a piece of tail.
I wanna see the batman building in Nashville!!
You are not your fucking khakis.
Me and him, him and you, in the nude with 2 dudes.
My tiny little nipples went to France.
▫️The King
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and a tie?
As a cop, no one wears handcuffs like that.
Gold Champaign? I know a freaking unicorn when I see it.
To the frigate!!
"Any time I tell that joke I have to tell people 'I'm only joking'" - Mitch Hedburg
That belongs in a museum!!!
How do I submit one!!
Am I the only one who sees the lion in the strainer itself?
It's called a soup kitchen.
Not my chair not my problem.
Yes we do. And no we don't.
My face is leaking.
Dig a tunnel.
Freshly shorn.
Excellent.
Name those light sabers...... Go.
Mice and Fur
I see you Memphis. Stay classy.
Some people think that my lyrics are sexist, but you lively b*tches and hoes should know I'm tryin to correct this. FOTC FTW!!
Lost it at "spank me and call me names"
Red dot AND feather.
Suit and Overalls? I'm so confused.
Have you ever tried using the crayons in the box as it's own medium. Mosaic style art?
Texas
Spoiler alert, he loses his head over a piece of tail.
I wanna see the batman building in Nashville!!
You are not your fucking khakis.
Me and him, him and you, in the nude with 2 dudes.
My tiny little nipples went to France.
▫️The King
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and a tie?
As a cop, no one wears handcuffs like that.
Gold Champaign? I know a freaking unicorn when I see it.
To the frigate!!
"Any time I tell that joke I have to tell people 'I'm only joking'" - Mitch Hedburg
That belongs in a museum!!!
How do I submit one!!
Am I the only one who sees the lion in the strainer itself?