IMustGrowUpReally

95725 pts ยท April 5, 2015


Sounds Cantonese.

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Butter licker... butt licker... anything goes.

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It's for every time the crow crows.

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#18 Stalking?

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Jeez, you'd think Mr Alfa Romeo would think to pull his wing mirror in.

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I've heard there are actually several houses in New Orleans.

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"I think I dropped the ball there" : doggo, probably.

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"Every twenty years, the bucket under the down-pipe clogs up..."

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"Are you recording this? Am I being taped?"

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Shoulda duct-taped him to the outside of the airplane.

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Fish is better together with white wine.

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Bumpkin

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With all that power, he could clean up.

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Emblem seems familiar...

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You need to train harder.

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Won't stubbing out cigarettes in them damage them?

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I can't dance...

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Inverted, so toast is easier to extract, and cools by the window.

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"Jellyfish, urine trouble now!"

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Would've been better in HOOver, AL.

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Apologies for the rough edit - done at the airport in a hurry...

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Was gonna say weird, but you beat me to it. Any idea why for this phobia?

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There's a glass of water there, waiting to be chucked.

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"How does your face feel?" "Swell"

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Like they say, every accusation is a confession.

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Cats are generally not known to make good cameras.

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I imagine that in most countries, the force or threat of force has to be used against people.

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The grubs call it 'Cunning lickus'.

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*Ahem* If I may, a different perspective on this song - check out the Down Syndrome children listening to this song. For this reason (and it's a good song) I'll always listen :)

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