IWouldDoThings

276167 pts ยท July 19, 2015


A human woman. est. 1981

The uterus is absolutely amazing. The things it can do are phenomenal. It doesn't get enough credit.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I have a teen daughter who looks so much like me it's weird sometimes. Like, I see me walk down the stairs but that's not me...

4 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 0

Just looks like a young Oliver Reed. I'm down...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chartreuse Chenille is my fake fancy baby's name

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Oh for Sam?" Dog: "I'm not here!!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

P.s. - medication really helped!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had sudden high blood pressure after a birth a few years ago and I had the impending doom for weeks. It just feels hopeless and final.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I want this life so badly!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tested positive today. Double Moderna and masked and distanced. Got a virus a month ago and covid slipped right in after I just got better

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The beginning

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Waiting to be tested. Lost smell and taste 2 days ago, gone. This shit is wacky. The no smell/no taste would be neat if it wasn't so scary

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my husband EVER wanted non-sexual physical contact/intimacy. I want to believe these comics and posts but...idk

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And this is why I WOULD do things but don't. There could be snakes.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's because they don't have actual little people around them that make jokes like that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no reason to make an argument. My cousins are beautiful and perfect and little, and are funnier than you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The General Lee Bad Elementary School?

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Two of my cousins are little people, just so you know. I love them a lot and think they'd find it funny.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The A stands for achondroplasia

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Where was this taken? Down by the schoolyard?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That puts the cinder block in Cinderella

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

...and place your foot in the lower agony box

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My husband and I send each other this on our anniversary

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I live in Central Mountain Mama

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally rad, Marshall

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope I am not a boomer, I wouldn't be offended if you were right, but you're not.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a lot of words for "yes" :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are you an infant?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5