ImDeCaptainNow

8062 pts ยท October 10, 2012


I live in bellaire. So basically right across the river from you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to brag or anything buttttt, I did smoke 4 whole marijuanas all by myself earlier.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Is that like having sex on your cousins tombstone?

11 years ago | Likes 1104 Dislikes 5

Mine says $99,999.00 USD....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zombies monsters robots? Oh my.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Straight parents have gay kids. Stop sex then we won't have anymore gay people, simple.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Says something about Australia... I'm guessing a Subaru Outback.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read that as "genital"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Reddit must be having an extremely slow day.

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 9

Read that as "beer belly" I was going to say I really hope the child doesn't have one of those! Lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find the purple boots really make this.

11 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 0

Good job on pulling over for the picture!

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I love you, Virginian. But you can't be doing that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You're a monster, frisbee!!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use to do right. But now I use my phone and hooks it with my right hand. So left.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah! You're close to me! :O

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yuppp

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're about to see a lot of penis.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attack on Titan.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen Velveeta cheesy bowls, sounds awesome. And I've always wanted to try TimTam, lucky!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG. I am happy this was reposted the 37th time. I finally get it. I'm not even joking. What the hell is wrong with me?!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

TIL never invite spider man to your birthday.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what that is. Should I know what it is? More importantly, can I pet it?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I freaking loved advanced wars.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Steak. 'nuff said.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, it's not actually my ship. I stole it from some dude and volleyball.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just realized, I'd never know if someone was aiming at me. Slightly terrifying.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please don't, I can't swim.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0