ImFlyImPilot

12793 pts ยท February 15, 2014


All I want to do is fly airplanes and check out dank memes.

What?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dracula Untold was their Green Lantern. Both false starts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They tried that with Dracula Untold. That was supposed to be the movie that kicked off their new movie universe.....but nobody saw it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, we know....doesn't mean we have to like it.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Tears of glorious joy, of course.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Dumb and Dubmerer. A bad sequel to one of the greatest comedies of all time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steve Harvey is feeling vindicated.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's done quite a handful actually.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's ok....I didn't know till I was married. I guess that hairstyle is called an ombre. Dark fading to light. NOW YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you enjoyed his first few movies then definitely see this in theaters.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't weddings so romantic? Glad you can share it with the wife. Mine just assumes I watched six seasons of porn.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please visit the exmormon Reddit page. They'll help you find help in your area without the church kicking you out of school or something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah you're gonna have some chest pain too....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dick the birthday boy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a new lap record!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that was a different black guy in 2004's Secret Window.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I know! I was so sad when Keanu Reeves shot him in Street Kings.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's from a company called Ugears.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has a few rubber bands in it that you wind up and then they push it along. It even makes tractor sounds as it moves.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's great!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda hoping for a handmade touch. Weather that's a homemade gift or just personally wrapped. But I'll be happy to get anything.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've heard this move is called Checking the Oil.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She just carries one in her car just in case. We like to be prepared.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm what way does our destroyed car on the side of the road not match what you think happened?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup that was the accident.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not that we know of. He seemed fine and was arrested by the police.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Glad someone picked up on it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. He was drunk. Was arrested by the officers after a breathalyzer test.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1