For Veteran's Day, we've acquired bacon in a baconless country
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After seeing all those boob gif galleries
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My friends think I look like the guy that looks like the mailman
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Wife was worried our adult cat wouldn't accept our new kitten
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Phew! Good thing that warning was there
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This house in Germany has an impossible shape on it
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10/10 would take to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance next Saturday
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Not what I was expecting to come home to
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After almost 210 days, I'm going home. First class style!
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I wasn't impressed
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It's a little more expensive than other Nintendo Switch cases available but it was totally worth it.
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Go ahead and crucify me
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For a second i thought, "dammit Americans what'd you do now?"
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As someone that's in the US military, things like this on official gov't documents don't surprise me anymore
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This is why the other branches don't take us seriously.
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Our new puppy Cookie, a mini Australian Shepherd
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MRW I realize it's friday and don't have to set an alarm before I go to bed.
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Scumbag shoe salesman
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Cringing so hard right now. (I'm dark green)
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r/RoastMe
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Tried to undo my drawstring. Ended up with a windsor knot
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Been noticing this during my time here so far
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Got to ride on a CBP helicopter to help deliver food and water to remote locations in Puerto Rico
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Cancer took my Dad 2 years ago today
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A friend's dog. such a majestic animal
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My Twinkie didn't have any cream filling
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Caught these two bros while trying to do laundry.
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Girl I've been talking to just told me she won't date me b/c she doesn't want to deal with my problems
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Since we had the C-5 gallery, why not C-17?
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I don't usually regret eating Taco Bell, but when I do, this is the "toilet" I have to use.
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Happy Holidays from the Middle East
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Help me settle a debate
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So I made those rolled up grilled cheese things...
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Picked up some souvenirs while in South Korea
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I tell my mom that her dog looks like an old, depressed woman but she doesn't agree.
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27 Year old college student auctions off virginity to pay for med school
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I found a sculpture dedicated to @fartharder
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Just started raining and saw this majestic SOB. This weather is FABULOUS!
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This is what $12,000,000 in cash looks like.
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I don't know why it's such a big deal to some people
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it was pretty brutal to watch
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As an Airman, this makes me laugh because it's kinda true
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MRW someone tries to talk to me about GoT on Monday mornings
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I want to give back
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19 days into Mustache March, it was bound to happen
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MRW someone tells me double-clicking internet links makes the page load faster
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I haven't been with a lot of women in my 27 years. I guess it started at a young age.
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After a long night of drinking, my friends buddy passed out...mid-deuce
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Goddammit America
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We were forced to break up
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Almost as satisfying as peeling plastic from brand new electronics
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In a country that doesn't have pork, this is being pawned off as "bacon"
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