ImTheMasterChief

2331 pts ยท April 17, 2013


The name's John, but most people just call me Chief. I've done well for myself, kicking Covenant ass with my size 24 boot. If you were 7ft 2, you'd do the same thing. I'm an easy 290 and jacked as hell. That's probably why they gave me that hot piece Cortana to put inside my head. Life as the savior of the galaxy is not an easy one, but I get to shoot some badass guns so the trade off is worth it. I wasn't the smartest, fastest, or strongest of the Spartans, but I made it, and that makes me the best.

PRAISE HELIX

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mindblowing boner

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, actually they have several layers of fur that keep then wa...oh...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Greenpeace gonna be real happy

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He went 0 to 100 real fast

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

False, there was one completion for 6 yards. Also, Sherman was covering at times Gronk, LaFell and others. Remember, he just plays one side

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had this same conversation with my aunt today. She kept drinking though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot damn

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am Groot

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's Canadian...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

THIS..IS..MY SEAT!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I officially watched this for too long

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasted

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well, you're not wrong..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, her trolling level is over 9000

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, sex jokes

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sigma Chi isn't your school's top house, now is it? Lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure what this is, but clearly it's really cool

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did someone ca...oh...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine I'll see this on the front page. Nice work OP

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You know the rule...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are so strangely soothing

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ole hungry eyes overe here

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy bitch

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It can work if you're European

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now where's that twat Frodo?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now you will lose them

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh how I hate thee

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, take a picture. That's the first thing I'd do if I got stopped by popo.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Die.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5