The name's John, but most people just call me Chief. I've done well for myself, kicking Covenant ass with my size 24 boot. If you were 7ft 2, you'd do the same thing. I'm an easy 290 and jacked as hell. That's probably why they gave me that hot piece Cortana to put inside my head. Life as the savior of the galaxy is not an easy one, but I get to shoot some badass guns so the trade off is worth it. I wasn't the smartest, fastest, or strongest of the Spartans, but I made it, and that makes me the best.
PRAISE HELIX
Mindblowing boner
Well, actually they have several layers of fur that keep then wa...oh...
Greenpeace gonna be real happy
He went 0 to 100 real fast
False, there was one completion for 6 yards. Also, Sherman was covering at times Gronk, LaFell and others. Remember, he just plays one side
Had this same conversation with my aunt today. She kept drinking though.
Hot damn
I am Groot
He's Canadian...
THIS..IS..MY SEAT!!
I officially watched this for too long
Wasted
Well, you're not wrong..
Lol, her trolling level is over 9000
Lol, sex jokes
Sigma Chi isn't your school's top house, now is it? Lol
Not sure what this is, but clearly it's really cool
Did someone ca...oh...
I imagine I'll see this on the front page. Nice work OP
You know the rule...
These are so strangely soothing
Ole hungry eyes overe here
Crazy bitch
It can work if you're European
Now where's that twat Frodo?
And now you will lose them
Oh how I hate thee
Yep, take a picture. That's the first thing I'd do if I got stopped by popo.
Die.