InClosing

13544 pts · August 24, 2014


And bubble gum. And taffy.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Boom stick.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dressed for battle.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 13

Nothing Hurts, Like, Your Mouth.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DOWN UNDAH!

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Would launch a thousand ships.

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Clue would be insane.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds hot. Just turning the page raised OP's CPU temp by four degrees.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My health bar just got longer.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Computer, load up Celery Man, please.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Especially if you happen to be in Nightvale.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2015 La-Z-Boy Roadster.

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

In this economy?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's Sip-of-Lean.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you touch Pete's piece?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't expect spider.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cocaine: the next industry that Gen Z is killing.

4 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Do one with the Lusty Argonian Maid.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Additional shout-outs to the new colony of Beaver Creek. It is suspected that a human may have infiltrated their citizenry. Secret beaver police investigations are ongoing.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a moment where it sounds like Bach's about to launch into the intro to Thunderstruck.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A credit to dementia.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll allow it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much seed.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Online porn addiction is the cause of godlessness.

*Atheists prior to the Internet: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

6 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

I literally can't imagine anyone stopping you.

6 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

... I should call her.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DIY circumcision kit. Smart financial move in this economy.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hitler's AIM username.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0