InItForThe

1381 pts ยท June 2, 2013


Sometimes I do stuff.

I'm so happy I don't have any wisdom teeth anymote

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where ya at OP I'll bring sex toys

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I was an eccentric millionaire I would def get a large atrium for like 50 of these guys

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

MBMBaM

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ex bfs sperm for max drama

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like that idea, but instead of you impregnating them OP you should be fucking thier boyfriends on the side and slip each girl the others

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What if one of them commits a crime?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Star Tempter, the Murderer of the Stars.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should have evacuated

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*space police

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fire ice right? That stuff is fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YesYesYessss

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh gotcha, my situation is pretty different.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm around new/unfamiliar people so they don't get confused.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It might also be for clarification (assuming the girls bio dad is still alive) I never refer to my step parents/half siblings as such unless

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Well I never have to worry about breaking my nutcracker on an almond!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm allergic to almonds, the last steps are the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone allergic to almonds, no, that's really not healthy for me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOLY SHIT I KNOW THAT GUY

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was also high school.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone from NYC, this is entirely accurate. You have NYC, you have Long Island, and then you have the rest, which is upstate.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I was trying to, he was being manipulative.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Samesies, I've tried to walk away from a guy when I know I'm about to cry and he FUCKING followed me and then said I was blackmailing him.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I'm a 36H, my back is on fire if I stand all day. I also have a semi-permanent bruise line from where my bra strap digs into my skin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but only because I think my person wants to get married in his.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah of course

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Literally the only thing I inherited from that side of the family, once I was out the house I got a buzz cut.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0