7835 pts · January 25, 2016
alright who else had to google eyjafjallajökull ?
I had a moment of that today. Got a milkshake at sonic and drove a short ways away to a dead end street where I watched the sun go down and listened to music.
I remember coming home from school one day, turning on my computer and eventually sitting down to download some songs. Upon opening napster i was greeted by a pop up message that told me i was "Banned: Banned by Metallica". fuck metallica, that became a badge of honor and a screenshot of banned by metallica was my background image for a while.
i'll take a dozen of each.
If my body is a temple why not cover it with art and pretty shiny things.
I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and hurt my back.
FYI the laser pointer also works on racoons.
Well i hope that it is a healthy weight loss and not the result of some sort of health issues.
Me next!
i have no fucking clue what i'm looking at.
Ouch
That shark looks significantly less rad.
Its an amazing book that everybody should read exactly once when they are in early middle school. Only then can it fuck right the hell off.
I would not trust them with any thing important, but if one of these dudes can get my passenger side window working again that would be spiffy.
Cant be worse than our current everything :(
i had to do the magic eye book squints to see it.
#4 well that is an unexpected but somehow unsurprising terror added to reasons not to visit down under.
My cat has zero dignity.
I legit thought "driving a body" was some sort of slang for uber driver until that final sentence.
I pitty the clutch in the car that was learned to drive in.
fucking disgusting. dumbest timeline.
yo i'm glad somebody made the joke already.
there are things like this that make me feel significantly better about my old POS civic. Couldn't get the air filter box open the other month, i cussed at it and hit it with the butt end of the screw driver and problem solved.
Dude the custodians at my schools growing up were always some of the coolest guys. The one in highschool didnt even narc on us when we stole his golf cart (we were going to bring it back) or were caught smoking weed in the dugout.
why does that look so oddly familiar to me?
I'm having a rough time and needed a good fart to make me laugh.
I was thinking one of those stadium t-shirt cannons.
I got a transparent green 8 bit do controller purely because i loved the transparent jolly rancher green. also its a pretty great controller
He is one of those people that has been old my whole life.
I will forever hold a great disappointment in my heart that one of my friends didnt have a trans-affirming dad joke in the chamber when his daughter came out to him.
alright who else had to google eyjafjallajökull ?
I had a moment of that today. Got a milkshake at sonic and drove a short ways away to a dead end street where I watched the sun go down and listened to music.
I remember coming home from school one day, turning on my computer and eventually sitting down to download some songs. Upon opening napster i was greeted by a pop up message that told me i was "Banned: Banned by Metallica". fuck metallica, that became a badge of honor and a screenshot of banned by metallica was my background image for a while.
i'll take a dozen of each.
If my body is a temple why not cover it with art and pretty shiny things.
I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and hurt my back.
FYI the laser pointer also works on racoons.
Well i hope that it is a healthy weight loss and not the result of some sort of health issues.
Me next!
i have no fucking clue what i'm looking at.
Ouch
That shark looks significantly less rad.
Its an amazing book that everybody should read exactly once when they are in early middle school. Only then can it fuck right the hell off.
I would not trust them with any thing important, but if one of these dudes can get my passenger side window working again that would be spiffy.
Cant be worse than our current everything :(
i had to do the magic eye book squints to see it.
#4 well that is an unexpected but somehow unsurprising terror added to reasons not to visit down under.
My cat has zero dignity.
I legit thought "driving a body" was some sort of slang for uber driver until that final sentence.
I pitty the clutch in the car that was learned to drive in.
fucking disgusting. dumbest timeline.
yo i'm glad somebody made the joke already.
there are things like this that make me feel significantly better about my old POS civic. Couldn't get the air filter box open the other month, i cussed at it and hit it with the butt end of the screw driver and problem solved.
Dude the custodians at my schools growing up were always some of the coolest guys. The one in highschool didnt even narc on us when we stole his golf cart (we were going to bring it back) or were caught smoking weed in the dugout.
why does that look so oddly familiar to me?
I'm having a rough time and needed a good fart to make me laugh.
I was thinking one of those stadium t-shirt cannons.
I got a transparent green 8 bit do controller purely because i loved the transparent jolly rancher green. also its a pretty great controller
He is one of those people that has been old my whole life.
I will forever hold a great disappointment in my heart that one of my friends didnt have a trans-affirming dad joke in the chamber when his daughter came out to him.