InappropriateElephant

7835 pts · January 25, 2016


alright who else had to google eyjafjallajökull ?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a moment of that today. Got a milkshake at sonic and drove a short ways away to a dead end street where I watched the sun go down and listened to music.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember coming home from school one day, turning on my computer and eventually sitting down to download some songs. Upon opening napster i was greeted by a pop up message that told me i was "Banned: Banned by Metallica". fuck metallica, that became a badge of honor and a screenshot of banned by metallica was my background image for a while.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'll take a dozen of each.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If my body is a temple why not cover it with art and pretty shiny things.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and hurt my back.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FYI the laser pointer also works on racoons.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well i hope that it is a healthy weight loss and not the result of some sort of health issues.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me next!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i have no fucking clue what i'm looking at.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ouch

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That shark looks significantly less rad.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its an amazing book that everybody should read exactly once when they are in early middle school. Only then can it fuck right the hell off.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I would not trust them with any thing important, but if one of these dudes can get my passenger side window working again that would be spiffy.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cant be worse than our current everything :(

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i had to do the magic eye book squints to see it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 well that is an unexpected but somehow unsurprising terror added to reasons not to visit down under.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat has zero dignity.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I legit thought "driving a body" was some sort of slang for uber driver until that final sentence.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I pitty the clutch in the car that was learned to drive in.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fucking disgusting. dumbest timeline.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yo i'm glad somebody made the joke already.

2 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

there are things like this that make me feel significantly better about my old POS civic. Couldn't get the air filter box open the other month, i cussed at it and hit it with the butt end of the screw driver and problem solved.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude the custodians at my schools growing up were always some of the coolest guys. The one in highschool didnt even narc on us when we stole his golf cart (we were going to bring it back) or were caught smoking weed in the dugout.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why does that look so oddly familiar to me?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having a rough time and needed a good fart to make me laugh.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking one of those stadium t-shirt cannons.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got a transparent green 8 bit do controller purely because i loved the transparent jolly rancher green. also its a pretty great controller

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is one of those people that has been old my whole life.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will forever hold a great disappointment in my heart that one of my friends didnt have a trans-affirming dad joke in the chamber when his daughter came out to him.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0