I'm male, awesome, modest, from New Zealand. I have a slight tendency to be sarcastic. I need this (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ....................................................................... Little red notifications make me happy. The same could be said for the majority of people on here. ....................................................................... If you get the reference of my username, feel free to geek out. ....................................................................... Downvoted for no reason? http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvladMuAG1qfl4oa.gif ....................................................................... http://i.imgur.com/Tx9Qh.gif ....................................................................... http://i.imgur.com/YNnRz.gif ....................................................................... http://imgur.com/uM6gTer ....................................................................... http://i.imgur.com/lrKyzEP.jpg
Who else was waiting for dickbutt?
Fake laughter must have pretty good tyres.
I don't think I have much of a choice at this point. She forces cuddles.
Rule 34. There' a sub-reddit for anything, if you're into it.
www.imgur.com/r/forearmporn you can thank me later
*purrely
Or... Just, hear me out here, don't be a twat.
Reference game on point. Well done
My best friend has 2 butt holes. I used to not believe him. It turns out he actually does have 2 butt holes.
Just watch the nose instead
You mean fe-mail armour?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised is he did become Batman
The friend-zone only exists if you're an asshole.
Flawless and appropriate use of anagram. 1+
Either that, or she's fucking determined keep playing so he'll keep going.
If I weren't on one foot I could have managed alright.
I'm a somewhat better-than-average juggler.
It's both an 'innie' and an 'outie.' It also looks somewhat like a comma. http://imgur.com/z4dbgth
While not incorrect, it took me a while to realise it was covered.
Timer, technically. I don't have friends.
God-speed son.
Nay. The aim of the game is to make the other player lose at the game via good feelings in their nethers.
Pedophiles just have a hard time fitting in.
Say what you like about pedophiles, at least they slow down around school zones.
Because I fucked up. But, on the upside, it makes for a half-decent photo
This is the most New Zealand car post I have ever seen.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis released all their stuff independently. I don't think they're contracted into anything.
Frozone? Anyone? Because he couldn't find his supersuit.
This is magical. I needed this today. Thank you
To merely compliment this glorious pun doesn't quite do it justice. Well done.