498437 pts · October 12, 2017
Protip for white guys interested in playing the congas: no.
I could do this all day.
If you get bored because you don’t have a job you have no fucking imagination at all. Go for walks. Bake cookies for the homeless shelter. READ BOOKS. Hell, read books to kids at the library. Go read books to other old people who can’t see for shit. Walk dogs at the shelter. Help people wanting to adopt dogs at the shelter. Become a docent at a cool ass museum. Lay on the grass in your backyard and pick out what different clouds look like. Jesus Fucking Christ.
I plan to start drawing SS at 62 but I doubt I’ll even work until then. Fuck this shit.
Wow, we’ve only been married since ‘94.
Where the hell you live that you are gardening pineapples?
DEI Emmy so that they meet the quota.
Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, freed the slaves! By burning the South to the Ground.
That’s the problem with satire. If you get it, it wasn’t aimed at you.
Uh, that was the same guy that did the Saturn V.
I don’t wanna work…
The broad and exuberant support for Obama by the black and latino communities of California is what enabled the passage of Prop 8.
It’s Nature’s plan. You are just an obstacle.
Not all pits are killers, but 90% of killers are pits.
All birds are fish.
F4 Phantom
If a white man beat a black woman to death in a Walmart parking lot in Florida in broad daylight, he’d have at least a 50/50 of getting off Scott free. I’d have opened fire.
“/s” is just pandering to idiots. Let them show their asses. Jonathan Swift did not end A Modest Proposal with “/s LOLOL!”
Socialism is stupid. If we had socialism, no one would be able to afford a home, healthcare would be almost impossible to get, fuel prices would be through the roof and nobody would be able to afford eggs and you would be expected to work 60 hours a week just to survive.
When I was young, I dreamt of a passionate obligation to a roommate
No regrets, coyote
My guy eats a raw diet so I keep a bag of Dr Harvey’s Paradigm around and if something delays his prepared food’s arrival I can just grab any ground meat and mix up a temporary solution.
That was my nickname in high school!
Yeah, well, where’s my money, honey?
Several German states backed slave trading companies and would use forced labor in African countries well into the 20th Century.
To be fair, the Dutch were actually the international leader in the African slave trade. They didn’t abolish slavery until 1863 but gave everyone a grace period until 1873 to adjust.
Americans did not bring slaves to the thirteen colonies. The British citizens who lived there did. Britain did not abolish slavery themselves until 1834.
What I always loved about my Taco Bell is that usually 2/3rds of the people in there eating were Mexicans.
After ponying up the money to buy my first house in the 90s, them bean burritos kept me alive after having to pay to put all new HVAC in the place.
#3 Oh can’t you see?
Protip for white guys interested in playing the congas: no.
I could do this all day.
If you get bored because you don’t have a job you have no fucking imagination at all. Go for walks. Bake cookies for the homeless shelter. READ BOOKS. Hell, read books to kids at the library. Go read books to other old people who can’t see for shit. Walk dogs at the shelter. Help people wanting to adopt dogs at the shelter. Become a docent at a cool ass museum. Lay on the grass in your backyard and pick out what different clouds look like. Jesus Fucking Christ.
I plan to start drawing SS at 62 but I doubt I’ll even work until then. Fuck this shit.
Wow, we’ve only been married since ‘94.
Where the hell you live that you are gardening pineapples?
DEI Emmy so that they meet the quota.
Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, freed the slaves! By burning the South to the Ground.
That’s the problem with satire. If you get it, it wasn’t aimed at you.
Uh, that was the same guy that did the Saturn V.
I don’t wanna work…
The broad and exuberant support for Obama by the black and latino communities of California is what enabled the passage of Prop 8.
It’s Nature’s plan. You are just an obstacle.
Not all pits are killers, but 90% of killers are pits.
All birds are fish.
F4 Phantom
If a white man beat a black woman to death in a Walmart parking lot in Florida in broad daylight, he’d have at least a 50/50 of getting off Scott free. I’d have opened fire.
“/s” is just pandering to idiots. Let them show their asses. Jonathan Swift did not end A Modest Proposal with “/s LOLOL!”
Socialism is stupid. If we had socialism, no one would be able to afford a home, healthcare would be almost impossible to get, fuel prices would be through the roof and nobody would be able to afford eggs and you would be expected to work 60 hours a week just to survive.
When I was young, I dreamt of a passionate obligation to a roommate
No regrets, coyote
My guy eats a raw diet so I keep a bag of Dr Harvey’s Paradigm around and if something delays his prepared food’s arrival I can just grab any ground meat and mix up a temporary solution.
That was my nickname in high school!
Yeah, well, where’s my money, honey?
Several German states backed slave trading companies and would use forced labor in African countries well into the 20th Century.
To be fair, the Dutch were actually the international leader in the African slave trade. They didn’t abolish slavery until 1863 but gave everyone a grace period until 1873 to adjust.
Americans did not bring slaves to the thirteen colonies. The British citizens who lived there did. Britain did not abolish slavery themselves until 1834.
What I always loved about my Taco Bell is that usually 2/3rds of the people in there eating were Mexicans.
After ponying up the money to buy my first house in the 90s, them bean burritos kept me alive after having to pay to put all new HVAC in the place.
#3 Oh can’t you see?