InoffensivePablum

498437 pts · October 12, 2017


Protip for white guys interested in playing the congas: no.

6 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I could do this all day.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you get bored because you don’t have a job you have no fucking imagination at all. Go for walks. Bake cookies for the homeless shelter. READ BOOKS. Hell, read books to kids at the library. Go read books to other old people who can’t see for shit. Walk dogs at the shelter. Help people wanting to adopt dogs at the shelter. Become a docent at a cool ass museum. Lay on the grass in your backyard and pick out what different clouds look like. Jesus Fucking Christ.

6 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I plan to start drawing SS at 62 but I doubt I’ll even work until then. Fuck this shit.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, we’ve only been married since ‘94.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where the hell you live that you are gardening pineapples?

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DEI Emmy so that they meet the quota.

10 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, freed the slaves! By burning the South to the Ground.

10 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s the problem with satire. If you get it, it wasn’t aimed at you.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, that was the same guy that did the Saturn V.

15 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don’t wanna work…

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The broad and exuberant support for Obama by the black and latino communities of California is what enabled the passage of Prop 8.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s Nature’s plan. You are just an obstacle.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all pits are killers, but 90% of killers are pits.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

All birds are fish.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F4 Phantom

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a white man beat a black woman to death in a Walmart parking lot in Florida in broad daylight, he’d have at least a 50/50 of getting off Scott free. I’d have opened fire.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“/s” is just pandering to idiots. Let them show their asses. Jonathan Swift did not end A Modest Proposal with “/s LOLOL!”

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Socialism is stupid. If we had socialism, no one would be able to afford a home, healthcare would be almost impossible to get, fuel prices would be through the roof and nobody would be able to afford eggs and you would be expected to work 60 hours a week just to survive.

1 day ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

When I was young, I dreamt of a passionate obligation to a roommate

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No regrets, coyote

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guy eats a raw diet so I keep a bag of Dr Harvey’s Paradigm around and if something delays his prepared food’s arrival I can just grab any ground meat and mix up a temporary solution.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my nickname in high school!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, well, where’s my money, honey?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Several German states backed slave trading companies and would use forced labor in African countries well into the 20th Century.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

To be fair, the Dutch were actually the international leader in the African slave trade. They didn’t abolish slavery until 1863 but gave everyone a grace period until 1873 to adjust.

2 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Americans did not bring slaves to the thirteen colonies. The British citizens who lived there did. Britain did not abolish slavery themselves until 1834.

2 days ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

What I always loved about my Taco Bell is that usually 2/3rds of the people in there eating were Mexicans.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

After ponying up the money to buy my first house in the 90s, them bean burritos kept me alive after having to pay to put all new HVAC in the place.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 Oh can’t you see?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0