InstantPhysicistJustAddCoffee

2654 pts · September 8, 2013


Instant physicist, just add coffee.

Well that's fucking magical.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What happens when you have to pee?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So the bodyguard's the yellow one, right?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It's all relative haha.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I used to visit Disney and it'd be 50 during the winter I'd be in shorts, but it was 60 here last week and I wore a sweatshirt/jeans.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just moved to Florida from somewhere with seasons and it was colder outside my apartment than inside for the first time this past week. What

12 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 2

Nice!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jealous! I've always wanted to go to Japan.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reddit OP's cute and has a great sense of humor. I'd probably date him.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

It's pretty great. They have an awesome giant tank/tunnel with sharks you can walk through. Also the sea lions on the pier are pretty cool!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

San Francisco Bay! On Pier 39 =)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this point I feel like most jokes anywhere are repeated from somewhere else haha. I thought they were funny, but to each their own!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha why're you in usersub if you don't wanna deal with random stuff you may not be at all interested in? Don't like it, just press next =)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just drink anytime you see someone in a costume. Trust me you'll get drunk. (Source: I am drunk).

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

pls.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Happy completion of ~25 orbits, dude!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will drink to you, good sir/madam!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ᴴᶦ ⁼⁾

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fun fact, line a muffin tin with slices of ham and crack an egg in them, insta-breakfast cupcakes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god I'm drunk and that confused me so much.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Herd

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

NIPPLECEPTION

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's up with the randomly outlined p?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

man FUCK Madagascar (in the context of this game)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I missed this creepy/thoughtful lumberdude meme.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

context?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went there once and had a wallaby follow me into the bathroom. No joke.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0