InvisibleMan86

2661 pts · March 6, 2017


TWSS

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m a giraffe chiropractor, and my wife trains competition boll weevils. Our home budget is
$2.2 million.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Quite a cottage industry. Good work if you can get it

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Though I moved away from teaching years ago, this is still the sentiment. We see you and are glad you’re doing what you’re doing. You’re also going to get a huge cheer at graduation.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I read this as ‘tank it fuhrer.’ Perhaps not wrong

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am building one of of these right now. Classic Murphy door / bookcase door that leads into my soundproof music studio. The issue is that you have to show everyone your secret room immediately.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because of the little suction cups, yes

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Morfbeats mega Marvin. I have a micro Marvin. Interesting percussive / tonal instruments

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Such an incredible player. I miss him.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I became a Dean at 36! Hell yeah

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a bald man: we do not accept him

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

That plus the general coherence and linear thinking made this tough to accept. No self-interruption, no non sequitur

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Baa ram ewe

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m a dean.

No.

Money is decent, but I’m far from the highest paid person in my own division (including faculty). It’s a complicated situation that you’re oversimplifying to make a point, which I get. But: no.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Ditto. 5 kids, 5 deliveries. I stay up by my wife and let her crush my hand and yell. Happy to grab the baby afterward, but I don’t need to see all that. Let’s preserve the magic

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My 2016 fit is both invincible and weirdly spacious. I have 5 kids, and reasonably and reliably take 4 to school. Also treat it like a small pickup with the backseats folded flat. It makes no sense, and has never needed a repair despite being above 150k miles. Terrified to trade it in….also 37mpg, so

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*pissing lane

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#6 definitely not crying at this corny dad shit. I am 100% this dad to 5 little kids now after the total shitshow of my own childhood. Being sappy and affectionate is a hard and deliberate choice, as is breaking all these cycles.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ditto for Deftones.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First, untie me
Untie me for now
You said you would, right?
And you were right

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not religious, have 5 kids. Just like having kids.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Administrator here. Good to be reminded that the work done by my colleagues and is evil and self-interested. Sometimes I forget! Gonna hop on my yacht, brb

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I mean…what’s the difference at that point, really

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently going through some tests to see if #6 is imminent. Can’t say it would be a huge surprise, but c’mon now.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everything reminds me of her.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. Same. The issue is that we already had 5 kids when I got the snip.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Because I’m responsible for my own family, too, and because I went ‘no contact’ with my mom after she threatened to kidnap my kids (mental health issues). What a weird question.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0