994 pts · December 29, 2016
Professional cunt since 1873
I'll make the butthole tickler reality...might want to sleep with your eyes open
That wasn't the first hospital he got kicked out of
Ah man...
Florida man on vacation
Your life isn't complete if youve never watched pineapple express
He looks like he's about to fuck that Nintendo switch
Is the first one transsexual daphne?
Dog or human?
Ah fuck I clicked on the bitch.lol
Those so called "feminists" aren't feminists they are misandrists
Citezen so if you have a citizenship
Staatsangehörigkeit would be if you are registered citizens
so many mistakes first off we dont say seidenkrawatte we just say krawatte its also Nationalität and not Staatsangehörigkeit
I'm sorry
What's the difference between Isaac newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac died a virgin
This is the first time I've seen puns on fp
DEWIT
He has no shame no respect and no morals...
He somehow reminds me of George from seinfeld
He uses them as a toilet
I could I have been so blind
I'll make the butthole tickler reality...might want to sleep with your eyes open
That wasn't the first hospital he got kicked out of
Ah man...
Florida man on vacation
Your life isn't complete if youve never watched pineapple express
He looks like he's about to fuck that Nintendo switch
Is the first one transsexual daphne?
Dog or human?
Ah fuck I clicked on the bitch.lol
Those so called "feminists" aren't feminists they are misandrists
Citezen so if you have a citizenship
Staatsangehörigkeit would be if you are registered citizens
so many mistakes first off we dont say seidenkrawatte we just say krawatte its also Nationalität and not Staatsangehörigkeit
I'm sorry
What's the difference between Isaac newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac died a virgin
This is the first time I've seen puns on fp
DEWIT
He has no shame no respect and no morals...
He somehow reminds me of George from seinfeld
He uses them as a toilet
I could I have been so blind