"Hey! They're trying to learn for free!"
Happy Good Friday
I know that feel.
The Irish Police force with an absolutely outstanding effort today...
"Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the uhh...things?"
I'm in the top 10 blokes to avoid. Quite proud.
"Pick It Up" "No, It Was Your Idea"
"Ooh what's with the lead pipe? Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin'?" "Well, yeah..."
"Anytime I hear the wind blow, it'll whisper the name 'Edna'." "Awh that's very good, Lisa!" "P.S I am gay..."
"You don't know your own sisters birthday?! What kind of a brother are you?"
Snorted loudly at this while browsing through explosm.net
Arsenal's goals were so good they were uploaded to Pornhub
It was the last available parking spot.
"If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now..."
"What'd he say? Put on our tuxedos?" "I want some taquitos."
This gives me some faith back.
"This doesn't scare me, I've constructed a germ free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out."
A man bringing his goat for a walk earlier in Ireland....
Oh boy, 3 am!!!
My new favourite Cyanide & Happiness.
Classic Father Ted
Honesty....
"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Are you going to eat it? .....Yes."
That is extremely helpful.
I think I can blame Barney for my alcoholism...
Javier Zanetti. Another ageless man.
Stormtroopers try to live a normal life since that pesky Luke Skywalker made them all unemployed.
I love having nipples for dessert
To the person who re-posted a picture I uploaded and made it to the front page.
Certainly a good way to hide your heroin.
Is it bad that I thought it'd be more?
And I just gotta jack...
I'd give a 9.5 for execution
Thanks Batman
Only in Ireland (And maybe New Zealand).
Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!
Lauren Cohan's butt once again
This popped up on my twitter. I've no idea what it was for.
To an extent anyway
How we feel after getting a week of sunshine in Ireland, only to be returned to our natural rainy summer
"Uh, well, that could be any mayor."
"I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart."
"Hello I'm Dr. Cheeks, I'm doing my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind..."
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing...till I jam this down your throat!"
"Just do it!" "AHHH!!" "...examine your scalp for ringworm."
Saw this on Facebook, made me chuckle
And it's still sunny!!!
Remember when they were this cheap?
"Hahaha! Look at this country...you are gay."
Seems scrabble doesn't have much swag
"The government calls it "The Army", but a more alarmist name would be "The Killbot Factory!"