3634 pts · August 29, 2015
Ye
What is this song???
I’m a heathen and like the crust better. I’ll sometimes cut the pizza 3/4 way up the slice and just eat the top bit and throw the rest out
I never knew I could be sexually attracted to a pencil sharpener before now
Leave those who don’t eat the crust alone! More crust for me and my cheesy dip!
My bf when I let out a fart
No thanks, I’ll walk
Loop daddy <3
Chonk babbbbyyyy <3
Taco Bell comment still stands
Those look fucken delicious
Goddamit erection*
.....am I the only one who noticed his errecrion?
There is no such thing as reality, only perception.
Please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die....
A true alcoholic wouldn’t have any left over.
Holyfuckenshitholyfuckenshitholtfuckenshit
Automotive family..... is this a real thing people say or am I just poor?
In 3rd world countries or even just amungst minorites in 1st world countries sadly.
How do you go 20 years without seeing your bro and you’re white* I can’t help but feel like being separated like this is sadly More frequent
Jesus take the wheeeeeel
It's free on pornhub
His voice is so pleasant
That gown is what's beautiful
I've been lied to about what 8 inches looks like
I buy a shit ton of the cheddar habanero dip from dominoes to put on my pasta to make mac and cheese. Soooo goooof
This is an amazing idea and I could see so many kids benefitting from this!
A golden retriever wouldnt have missed the first time xD
The red wine is accurate. Otherwise, Blow nose into hands. Nap. If I have bubbles I'll try to make a bubble man. With a big ass dick.
Ye
What is this song???
I’m a heathen and like the crust better. I’ll sometimes cut the pizza 3/4 way up the slice and just eat the top bit and throw the rest out
I never knew I could be sexually attracted to a pencil sharpener before now
Leave those who don’t eat the crust alone! More crust for me and my cheesy dip!
My bf when I let out a fart
No thanks, I’ll walk
Loop daddy <3
Chonk babbbbyyyy <3
Taco Bell comment still stands
Those look fucken delicious
Goddamit erection*
.....am I the only one who noticed his errecrion?
There is no such thing as reality, only perception.
Please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die....
A true alcoholic wouldn’t have any left over.
Holyfuckenshitholyfuckenshitholtfuckenshit
Automotive family..... is this a real thing people say or am I just poor?
In 3rd world countries or even just amungst minorites in 1st world countries sadly.
How do you go 20 years without seeing your bro and you’re white* I can’t help but feel like being separated like this is sadly More frequent
Jesus take the wheeeeeel
It's free on pornhub
His voice is so pleasant
That gown is what's beautiful
I've been lied to about what 8 inches looks like
I buy a shit ton of the cheddar habanero dip from dominoes to put on my pasta to make mac and cheese. Soooo goooof
This is an amazing idea and I could see so many kids benefitting from this!
A golden retriever wouldnt have missed the first time xD
The red wine is accurate. Otherwise, Blow nose into hands. Nap. If I have bubbles I'll try to make a bubble man. With a big ass dick.