"Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff." - 'Deep Thoughts' Jack Handy
"Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff." - 'Deep Thoughts' Jack Handy
If google image search is correct, the movie is "Dellamorte Dellamore" also known as "Cemetery Man".
Aw c'mon you two, it's not so bad here in Maine! We've got some wonderful breweries and beaches covered in rocks! Sharp rocks too!
Sploosh!
Nice! A fellow Mainer! I'm in Gorham, away from the tourists >:D
Maine here! Or, as Conan O'Brien called it, "The Deep South of the Far North.".
*I almost quit this game early on because of him. Kind if scared me honestly!
This guy right here, what a frakking jerk. I also
Resident Evil 5
Vacuum wave in my pants.
Hahaha yes! Also liked, "And now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples." I can't think of a scene or line that isn't noteworthy.
What isn't going on with his shoes? Amirite? HAHAHA.
"My anus is bleeding!" The 'silly hats only' part was a favorite of mine.
Ah yes, Bratz, for the aspiring streetwalker.
In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth 3 is an amazing song, a string quartet (cannot remember name) does a cover and it's absolutely beautiful.
SNORLAX OWNS
Ahahaha this totally made my morning. Thank you.
AARRGGOEUBLARGHUHGB! Sorry, I meant to say you're welcome. I am but an old wookie, here to offer guidance and slammin' tunes.
These are the questions we do not ask in User Submitted. It'll drive you to the brink of insanity.
Comment fail, those were supposed to be together...(Writing comments on my phone is hard with my big ol' sausage thumbs.)
There you criminal scum
Stop right
I'm putting my money on the fork.
I think with my raargarblarghgulgulgs and your voice we can score a long term gig. Just think about it.
You're pretty good. Join the band for open mic night at Chalmun's Cantina in Mos Eisley! The current band is awful. Same song every night...
*whispers tenderly in your ear* never be sorry when you have the power to make others laugh and vomit simultaneously. It's beeeaaauuutiful.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? (Don't be, I haven't seen it so thank you, it made me cackle)
Woah! Kingdom of the Spiders! Awesomely cheesy William Shatner flick. Suggest you all watch it for a good dose of hilarious nope.
Gods damn your common sense. Be an adult and make your own decisons about how you value anf conduct yourself. Your comment is bangarang.
"hello ladies"
Is he looking for Curly's gold?