Touchdown!
The countdown begins
"Touch a cop, even one assaulting your mother, and we will kill you. And it's all legal"
Most are more open to actually changing than admitting they need to
One day closer.
Here they come.
Countdown to 100k
You stay classy, College Football.
As an engineer, I could not be more proud of my 2 year old son right now
For some reason, I feel these two pictures are connected
because what the hell does Patrick Stewart need to get high on besides Patrick Stewart?
Not all unconventional choices are good ones
Listen, when my cat says he's done playing, he means it!
Posting about your previous posts' lack of upvotes...
As an experiment, I stopped answering when people asked me "How's it going?"
Dapper. As. Fuck.
Katrina Bowden on a Tuesday
Knowing the real meaning of depression is Knowing, not just fearing, that there is no one coming to save you.
I try to be funny but I'm not
Upvote if you've ever felt pressured to act dumber than you are to fit in.
For my cakeday, please enjoy a tiny dump of the random things I've saved. 8 years proud!
Rickity recked
My weekend's planned!
Seriously, John Elway looks like the villain in a Steven Decal movie.
A little beauty for an ugly day...
John Elway looks like a villan in a Steven Seagal movie
Am I the only one that read...
I feel like this is unhealthy
The emptiest room in the known universe.
Attractive Man Tuesday
The longer I stare....
Repost, yes, but also an important reminder to support those who support you.
Had never actually seen this one before
The truest face of self discipline
Hello darkness, my old friend....
Someone posted an old favorite funny penguin gif. This is mine.
It's beginning to look a lot like Nebraska...
My 5 favorite Image results from "Curious Disgust"
There's just no one else to talk to
My cats for my Cake day
When my ex, who is still a babe btw, casually drops that she's single
Let it be known!
To celebrate the time I saw this on Imgur and then went there in real life
Best. Zoo. Ever.
I think this all the time
That moment when you're peeing in the sink at the same time as brushing teeth over the sink and accidentally drop the toothbrush
For my birthday, I present my furry family of adorableness
My ex-wife (who cheated on me then left me) said I looked "happier today"
Your daily dose of kitty sad. Sorry.
Had this about a year. Couldn't be happier. Firearms Friday.
How I spent the day before my 30th birthday (today)
Bathroom porn
Smile, and the world smiles with you. Weep, and you weep alone.
In honor of the premier, I'm re-watching Season 5, and I thought'd I'd share the most awkward dinner in history.
And just in case you weren't intimidated enough with one...
I visited here to! Not a repost
How I'm reminded I live in the Midwest
Now I know where Halloween candy really comes from
I worked near the top of a crane today