ItsAJumpToConclusionsMat

3930 pts · January 29, 2017


Hello, my name is Tom Smykowski. I work at a software company called Initech. I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? 

Waking up to Imgur this morning

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Probably posted here before but this is insane. 

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MRW someone tells me a filthy German joke 

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Let's get down to business

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Just a regular old plumbus

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Alligator rescues boy from dangerous humans

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Well, I guess my textdoor neighbor isn't home.

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"I'm sorry, the milkshake machine isn't currently working."

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MRW someone finds my HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US flag

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