JDJMS

9819 pts ยท March 9, 2014


Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

This is thriller!

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 75

I just want to watch Doctor Who on TV, dammit.

Points -5
Comments 6
Views 45

And on the seventh day, he bust out some sweet moves.

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 208

Bae caught me slippin.

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 66

When you're waiting all day to get home and fap

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 1458

I thought this would be delicious,

Points 16
Comments 36
Views 76

Firearm Friday

Points 15
Comments 25
Views 56

Saving for every second of my life.

Points 23
Comments 0
Views 317

Sent a nude to the wrong recipient...

Points 4
Comments 17
Views 358

MRW if find out there's an American Psycho 2

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 370

Marriage in a nutshell.

Points 12
Comments 19
Views 125

I know I'm a bit late...

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 107

I love you door, let's never be apart.

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 33

It's very hot in England at the moment.

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 48

Monopoly time, C'mon grab your friends.

Points 12
Comments 13
Views 141

Cats have no business on top of doors.

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 107

MRW one of my husband's friends blocks me on Facebook.

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 55

The bus window is full of water.

Points 27
Comments 21
Views 1803

I saw Big Boo this weekend

Points 5
Comments 15
Views 96

I love these feets.

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 65

Well I'll just leave then.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 74

Nearly 10 years later

Points 8
Comments 67
Views 137

Hey cutie, what you thinkin' about?

Points 19
Comments 8
Views 115

That's enough internet for one night, hoomin.

Points 15
Comments 14
Views 42

Every time I pee...

Points 8
Comments 8
Views 48

Maybe he'll see this,

Points 19
Comments 9
Views 89

Pwease don't go to work today.

Points 21
Comments 10
Views 71

It's that other time of the month...

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 285

Husband's reaction when...

Points 46
Comments 60
Views 3080

MRW a friend tells me he hates Tree Trunks.

Points 3
Comments 5
Views 3427

My cat is a dog.

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 559

#NoFilter #NoMakeup

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 49

Cutest of the cute.

Points 15
Comments 1
Views 56

Putting washing out in England today.

Points 6
Comments 8
Views 66

MRW people tell me how lucky I am to be married to a chef

Points 6
Comments 15
Views 587

If you sit down all day...

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 97759

It gives me cringe shivers.

Points 11
Comments 131
Views 104

Well, I'm sold.

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 302

Dis my pillow now.

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 90

Oh you, Imgur.

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 419917

Really?

Points 13
Comments 10
Views 1187

I only noticed this when I played a PC version.

Points 9
Comments 8
Views 59

You just posted a picture of your wedding rings...

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 274

Dis my bed naow.

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 70

It certainly was

Points -1
Comments 18
Views 179

I've done it,

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 57

My office thinks it's in The Shining.

Points 21
Comments 18
Views 97

Kitty cat fell asleep in my arms.

Points 4
Comments 27
Views 88

Someone tried that negging shit on me...

Points 10
Comments 28
Views 946

Take that...

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 71

Hairy, sexy genius.

Points 32
Comments 19
Views 296

Oh cat, that's not how you bed!

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 35

This is fucked up yo'

Points 10
Comments 25
Views 120

It tastes like burning.

Points 22
Comments 20
Views 2

If you knew someone was cheating

Points 10
Comments 42
Views 798
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