This is thriller!
I just want to watch Doctor Who on TV, dammit.
And on the seventh day, he bust out some sweet moves.
Bae caught me slippin.
When you're waiting all day to get home and fap
I thought this would be delicious,
Firearm Friday
Saving for every second of my life.
Sent a nude to the wrong recipient...
MRW if find out there's an American Psycho 2
Marriage in a nutshell.
I know I'm a bit late...
I love you door, let's never be apart.
It's very hot in England at the moment.
Monopoly time, C'mon grab your friends.
Cats have no business on top of doors.
MRW one of my husband's friends blocks me on Facebook.
The bus window is full of water.
I saw Big Boo this weekend
I love these feets.
Well I'll just leave then.
Nearly 10 years later
Hey cutie, what you thinkin' about?
That's enough internet for one night, hoomin.
Every time I pee...
Maybe he'll see this,
Pwease don't go to work today.
It's that other time of the month...
Husband's reaction when...
MRW a friend tells me he hates Tree Trunks.
My cat is a dog.
#NoFilter #NoMakeup
Cutest of the cute.
Putting washing out in England today.
MRW people tell me how lucky I am to be married to a chef
If you sit down all day...
It gives me cringe shivers.
Well, I'm sold.
Dis my pillow now.
Oh you, Imgur.
Really?
I only noticed this when I played a PC version.
You just posted a picture of your wedding rings...
Dis my bed naow.
It certainly was
I've done it,
My office thinks it's in The Shining.
Kitty cat fell asleep in my arms.
Someone tried that negging shit on me...
Take that...
Hairy, sexy genius.
Oh cat, that's not how you bed!
This is fucked up yo'
It tastes like burning.
If you knew someone was cheating