JFCW

380 pts ยท March 19, 2013


Theyre even more confusing as a nazi

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep suckin it up. People are depending on you and you cant let them down

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How did you find this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cutting torch not welder

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Considering theres been 130000000 books published world wide shes not really all that special

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can fuck off with your lies eh!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, you call that a mountain? Sorry, but thats barely a foothill by canadaian standards.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All you need now is some script under it says "home is where the mountains are"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people would think that but dude isnt hurt by it. Hes just putting up with her bullshit long enough to get home for that makeup sex.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I laughed out loud in the stall and the guy beside me sat quietly. Uncomfortably.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Have ya tried hittin er?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Word

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, but why?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cus the dump costs 10 dollars that could go to meth instead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me and truckers i guess

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Seatbelts are fuckin gay

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 21

Yeah from like 20 feet what a pussy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you were in england that would be called the boot of the car. So. You missed the opportunity to say theres a snake in my boot. -1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

never been, and i was browsing random

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Its odd numbers like 1 or 3. Drinking and drugs while speeding

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That man is actually a dolphin and was already in the water chasing macrel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its carbonator

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imo; its pretty simple. Dont wanna get shot, dont go around robbin. Wanna go robbin, you might get shot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you fuckin assholes own antarctica. How come i never see anyone around there in shorts and flip flops.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it takes my 2 weeks to get down my fuckin driveway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super easy to get drunk and wake up on a plane though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well actually. Just get a better job and youll be fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That are.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your brother should get into tying dry flies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People die every day. Big fuckin deal. The time for wallowing in self pity is over. Pull your shit together. Move on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0