JS87

19470 pts · August 15, 2020


Poor people can’t afford a lawyer

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you think they had a kid to begin with?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Mr. Ilitch moved her from her home to the Detroit riverfront apartments. The same apartment Aretha Franklin lived in during her final years. These ain’t $500/mo apartments, these are downtown on the waterfront

4 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Well there’s your problem, you gave EA a resume. Come on now, you should know better

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah it was right after vomiting up their babies

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They’ll be broken up but still be all under the same corporate umbrella. Cause instead of one or two overcharging companies now we’ll have a good handful with the illusion of one being cheaper than another

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly go through Saudi Arabia duh

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All you gotta say is “democrats=socialism” and the Hispanic vote is yours. Mix in all the geriatric retirees whom existed before the civil rights movement and you got a winning cocktail of the GOP. Democrats haven’t a chance unfortunately

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One has an R next to their name and one has a D, regardless the people voted for them to be on the ticket.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being dressed head to toe in American flags is cringey as fuck, doesn’t matter what side you’re on

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Folding it into your hair is a move…the wrong move, but still a move.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“…if you have time to lean, you have time to clean…” -every manager who believes time must be used to the maximum

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And if everyone goes through this route all that’ll happen is the pendulum swings the other way and college becomes the lucrative goal. Ain’t gonna make any money if there’s 600 plumbers for 100 people.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except all these were people sitting on a couch in a super clean room

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thrill junkie masterbation, they can’t just ride a bike like they used to

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Lava-based volcanoes are the ones you want to encounter, the pyroclastic cloud versions are far deadlier.

1 year ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry it’ll be Kevin James playing as Kevin James

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/3 of the patties meat are beyond the bun. Feels like they grossly mismanaged how much burger meat they actually needed.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

If I ever get to this age, this shit will feel so condescending.

1 year ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 33

Have a 65 year old mom, who’s in a similar boat. One of two things will happen, total bankruptcy or death. Don’t forget Trump doesn’t even have a concept of an idea for health care, so there’s no future plan to look forward to.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget most grew up in the 60’s where separate drinking fountains were a thing. A black president was too much for them.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surge was late 90’s, like borderline millennium drink.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

…hold onto your butts

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Then it would take another year for the VHS to release.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Been alive for close to four decades and Republicans have destroyed the economy every time they’re in office.

1 year ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

There’s always more ahead, you’re never in first place

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we sure this isn’t just a front and it’s a trafficking event?

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0