14341 pts · April 29, 2016
Something about myself
Apple has some R&D in Israel, but the chips are still made in Taiwan.
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Pretty sure I’ve seen this film, and it’s not a good idea.
What umbrella? Where is the umbrella?
Just the tip you say?
Imagine how much better he must have felt after though
Come on cheeseburgers, do your thing
I would likely harvest a foot with that thing. Pass
Woh woh woh hang on now… where is the video game controller with my beer?
The perfect reply
Um… wow… I sure hope STDs aren’t prevalent amongst Manatees.
@op Does your dog ever come along for the day, or is that impractical? And what about your overnights, she is just at home alone the entire time?
I like this version… https://www.instagram.com/p/C5hDPlsSRdt/?igsh=dmhjbDl4d3dvMGox
I kayak on a regular basis. But this shit, hell no.
The most fitting reply to a post ever.
I knew somebody would post this as a reply
You’re a stone throw from screwing up your personal life and your job. It’s just an attraction, let it go, be strictly professional with coworker, avoid being alone with them, and stop staring at them FFS. You think I don’t find other people attractive? But I am 100% committed to my wife, my kids, my career, no fleeting attraction is worth sacrificing any of the priorities in my life. Get a hold of yourself.
Apple has some R&D in Israel, but the chips are still made in Taiwan.
Pretty sure I’ve seen this film, and it’s not a good idea.
What umbrella? Where is the umbrella?
Just the tip you say?
Imagine how much better he must have felt after though
Come on cheeseburgers, do your thing
I would likely harvest a foot with that thing. Pass
Woh woh woh hang on now… where is the video game controller with my beer?
The perfect reply
Um… wow… I sure hope STDs aren’t prevalent amongst Manatees.
@op Does your dog ever come along for the day, or is that impractical? And what about your overnights, she is just at home alone the entire time?
I like this version… https://www.instagram.com/p/C5hDPlsSRdt/?igsh=dmhjbDl4d3dvMGox
I kayak on a regular basis. But this shit, hell no.
The most fitting reply to a post ever.
I knew somebody would post this as a reply
You’re a stone throw from screwing up your personal life and your job. It’s just an attraction, let it go, be strictly professional with coworker, avoid being alone with them, and stop staring at them FFS. You think I don’t find other people attractive? But I am 100% committed to my wife, my kids, my career, no fleeting attraction is worth sacrificing any of the priorities in my life. Get a hold of yourself.