Jablesdotpratticus

467 pts ยท January 5, 2013


well, here I am, I guess. Irish Spider. 1 shot frangelico, 1 shot baileys, on ice (large tumbler) coke from the pump straw if it looks gross, it's ready. enjoy.

Phone front right, wallet back right, keys back left. Ipod, lighters and gum front left

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and it won't help you build a family

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Heart of the pack!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not rising to the occasion?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

many great sadnesses

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the *colour* *event*. composed in a suitably dramatic manner, and said with dread. the rainbow cakeday?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what? were you raised in a barn or something?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excellent! you are doing better than me then :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google is a lying service supervisor.. and english is an absolute doucheraffle for using in, un, and ill as negative versions.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it tends to be Illegible, love :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<3

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know the feeling, I want to give them more money because I got bastion on special

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*lava tan

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not even quite that, it makes people laugh and draws their awareness to a situation

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

twerky?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so he gets beef in the booty?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it is breathing the horse, rather than drinking it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat salmon roe..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

please tell me that's normally a middle finger

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

that last one, ouch

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

british and australian, we get them 3 at a time, tetanus, something alse, and heroin

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doc in a box?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this one is shorter, so "reprise mothafucka"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man in number two gon' die

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

like, pornos?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get your shit together, Tyrone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why is it so damned pale?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strongarm looks like a plasma weapon :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Redhead Boobsday, to be accurate..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0