JacTyler

3 pts ยท December 6, 2015


Stupid fucks voted Clinton.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

50+ years in the DC universe and Aquaman still sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The ones at ground zero are the lucky ones. Thankfully I'm at ground zero.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One more DC fun fact: If the character is full of fail, make them more like Superman. I.E. Aquaman.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One more reason to be grateful the 70's are over.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FWB, dude. Enjoy it while it lasts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love how ObscenePenguin has zero idea how the girl was acting towards the guy, yet it's totally the guy that's to blame.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Korean. Nice try.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except no. But hey! Stereotypes are fun innit? /s

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's statically more likely she won't live that long. So, let make her Christmas the best it can be. Eh, lads and ladies.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hitler also took a broken Germany and turned it into superpower. Moral: Even complete dickheads can do something right.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Girl pretending to read has issues with her brightness settings. Derp.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what of nude pictures of dogs?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bud Light?!? Burn it with fire! Oh, wait..Bud Light is mostly water. Fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what became of the chicken?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If all of those apply to you, then there is no fear of you being stalked. Or anything else. Ever.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you shall have them!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Douglas Adams is win. Now stop reading this and play Bureaucracy. The ghost of Adams demands it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When reading a argument between intellect and ignorance; ignorance will always be the first to tip their hand.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liz Taylor sideboob. No attention given after that. Moral: if you wish to bore, then bore with boobies!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's becsuse God's children worship a deity totally down with slavery, rape and genocide. Then knocked up a teen. Then killed his son.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

Well, that person was blocked.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And it only took Apple 30 years and a OS people actually use. *slow clap*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Yeah, because it's on GoFundMe. Take it to YT. And yes i am donating now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A large amout of apple seeds are bad for anything to ingest . Ya know...arsenic..bad n shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a Sion. So...that's like 10 bucks in damage.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0