JackIsLacking

173011 pts ยท January 25, 2018


I don't answer DMs. Nothing personal, just don't.

#1 Fucking hell dude, drink more water, that pee was dark as fuck.... Your organs are crying...

6 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

But they are saying Fry is trump, and I have yet to see trump face any actual consequences at all.

9 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#33 yup.

9 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 dont forget the most important step. Give everyone the 10 year projected cost for running said government program and compare it to a 1 year forecast for private run program. Most importantly, do not say that the government budget was a 10 year projected cost, only say cost. It's very important to word it incorrectly or you will fail to completely mislead people.

9 hours ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Just a quick 2 day power nap.
Where did my weekend go?

15 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lower taxes. Lol.. That's funny. I'll eat my hat the day my city lowers taxes by any amount that matters...

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fuck that. Eat the rich.

2 days ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 1

Man, he was waaay nicer than I would have been if someone just woke me up like that.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Flamethrower. Got it. I knew someone here on imgur would speak sense.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh look. Trumps getting his forever war... I need a new timeliness. Can someone go back in time and step on a butterfly or a bee or throw shit at a trex? Just anything to change what is currently happening?

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Wait... then how do they fight fire? Knives?

/s

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bars are more expensive than beer at home. If you can't get home safely, i do not care what your reason why is, then dont go out to drink. I am not budging on this. There are absolutely 0 excuses for driving drunk, and it is literally not more complex than that. Claiming any additional complexity is making excuses for people willing to kill or severely harm others for a few hours of innebriation.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, that isn't enough. They have the information already. Deleting it obviously doesn't get rid of it as the woman found out with one of her photos.

We are the point where legislation would be required to fix any of this. And unfortunately, I cant see a single situation where the current politicians in power, with the exception of a few, would support legislation against companies like meta...

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah but see, they didnt mention the Jewish faith. They only mentioned a country. Which is wild since Israelis like to claim protesting them is somehow antisemitic. So they are willing to drop the faith argument when its most convenient for them and then hold it like a shield when they do anything wrong...

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I've been told the dotted line is bigger in person.

2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Maga still won't understand this...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dunno about failed. I learned a lot about how to not drive a fire truck.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Vertical bill?! How is that supposed to fit in my wallet?! You Canadians got tall wallets or some shit?

/s

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got dismissed from a jury pool because when asked if I had an opinion about drunk driving i told them theres zero reason to drive drunk, you can call an Uber, a taxi, your mom, your sister, your brother, your gf, a friend who didnt go out with you, or just walk to a hotel. They felt I might be too biased for a trial where the driver was extremely drunk and hit a kid.... I honestly dont think they were right. I wasn't biased at all...

Kid survived, thank god, just some broken bones.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Commenter above me said the internet is out of context and that they wrote the narrative.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Makes sense. Just figured that since that was how AC systems work, by using a fan to blow air through a radiator that is cold, that it could work similarly, but they have drip pans under them for a reason... So yeah, I could see how in a home not set up for it, it would cause way more problems than the singular one you're hoping to fix.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BRAIN FREEZE!!!

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If we tax the rich, they won't be able to trickle down to us anymore! It will happen any day now. We clearly haven't made them rich enough yet, quick, give Bezos more money! I garauntee that will start the trickle down immediately.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Put a fan on it?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to make my car a fucking IR beacon for gondor then. IR sensors gonna see me from fucking space.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cops might shoot you if they ever find out you tried to thwart their authority.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We got any sauce on this amazing dude with good opinions? I like the cut of his jib.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#22 I mean... Is that not why people have children? To do their chores for them?

Jk, I know it's all completely on accident and no one actually knows where kids come from or why they exist....

4 days ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

I swear to god the number of times this has happened. Honestly, I'm more afraid of this now than showing up to a meeting naked and unprepared...

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0