JakeMonkey

1868 pts ยท May 8, 2012


My $35k certificate from a Technical College is fucking worthless, and didn't get me any meaningful jobs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Years ago I had a bunch of brand new video games (Christmas presents) stolen out of my bag.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I absolutely agree... I just re-watched the series, and taken as a whole you can see that it was always going to be Ted and Robin.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With mine all I have to do is turn the catch upside down and use it as a stand for the front feet. It keeps it almost perfectly level.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS JUST IN! SOME THINGS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHER THINGS! MORE NEWS AT 11

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm currently restoring a 77 280z, but mine is currently a rusty bare chassis sitting on jackstands waiting for me to build a rotisserie

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work on nuclear ships and all of my coworkers say nucular, it drives me absolutely crazy how widely accepted it is to say it like that

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the best voice overs WoW has ever had imo.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I half met him in East Hampton a few years ago. Stood in a store aisle creeping on him, hurriedly said "I'm a huge fan," and then ran away.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question. Is it excessively morbid and strange that I have an elaborate plan for a memorial tattoo for my father... who isn't dead?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yet without oxygen this whole process wouldn't be possible.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he hit a home run, there wouldn't have to be any outs, and he would have cleared the bases so...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that air dam? I've been wanting to get that for my 77 but I've never really been sure which one it is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Myself and the others on the trip tried to be gracious and kind at all times, but it was never returned. The language came after the fact.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paris stinks, it's dirty, most of the food isn't all that special, and we (Americans) were treated like shit the whole time. Fuck Paris.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She offered me honor, I honored her offer. All night long I was on her and off her.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be a cynic if you want, but this annoucement sent a tsunami of joy across a huge swath of the gaming landscape. It's kind of a big deal.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My house in college had 2 couches on the porch and a couch on the roof above the porch. Luckily we had hedges, I fell off the roof a lot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows crudite is French for throw away in a couple of hours

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked in a lot of restaurants over 10 years, and I'd say maybe 1 in 10 of the people I worked with did drugs. It's not always prevalent.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Similar for me, I spent 10 years in the business and now I'm a pipefitter on carriers and subs. 3x the money the first year, 8x in 5 years.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

From my 10 years in the business, most of the Mexicans and Ricans were lazy fucks but the Guatemalans and El Salvadorians were workhorses.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

I'm just here to listen to the Aussie/NZ women. Love that accent.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure you're alone in thinking that... Everyone I've heard from is very excited, especially with the new trailer a few weeks ago.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm perfectly aware of that. The developer of a game is a completely different thing from the producer. EA did not create these games.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it makes sense to expect it to be the same as a game by a completely different studio on a completely different engine.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had 110 Mbit/s on Long Island in 2011, so it's not bad everywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0