JakeSlager

598 pts ยท August 17, 2013


He doesn't read paperwork, so next time, do up some papers that give you a raise. When he signs it, you'll have paid for the pens he stole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic's real, Earl! I seent it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl in 6: "I get it, you fucking vape"

9 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 7

Is the rat blocking or attacking? He would need wings to block.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You went to boot camp too?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seem to be confused. This is Magic: The Gathering.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Soldiering : so easy a child could do it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Prefaces something offensive with "no offense"]

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yeah, sure, but can you tell me why the Google Spreadsheet turns all my cells light green permanently?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. Does it need to be in color though??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well I would assume quite similar to the snozzberries, sir!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Weird. They taste like my laptop screen.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So... Johnson supporter?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's worse is when a suicide bomber makes it to the bus, and kills himself out of regret for his life choices.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there were Magic cards on the table this would be perfect.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks Mitch

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Something about this smells fishy...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please stop downvoting me, 1stSgt...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Wow, she's quite a trooper!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helmand*. Unless there was a significant battle outside of Afghanistan in a land where the people are free and happy and always wear helmets

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We call that a Golden State shower

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trapezoids are red, the rectangle is blue, butterfly are cool and so is you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post is very okay.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I loathe Trump, but Salon.com is almost always totally full of shit. The conversation was dumb enough, but this isn't what he was saying.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh that goes without saying, sir!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god, the furries are going to be EVERYWHERE in a minute

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've paid more than 86 dollars for that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I meet a fine lady, I always remove the top half of my skull. It's just the polite thing to do.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They do target only people who have victimized 12-year-olds and under, but the potential for mistaken conviction is always there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is just what I've seen via people I know on social media. I can't say I've seen every person's reaction

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2