JamesDD4

113 pts ยท November 21, 2014


You are the lowest form of life on Earth! You are not even human fucking beings! You are unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian SHIT!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dammit, not now, Mark. I miss you, but I'm always up all night because of this cacophony."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The question is, are you sure you want a free burrito from a place where E. coli was breaking out in several of their establishments?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

"Hot 'n' Ready!" Ready for what, I'm not sure, because eating isn't the intended purpose of that shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

After Marky Mark asked Will Farrell if he punched him in the face, Farrell should have replied, "What?? Noooooooo..."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy wouldn't last seven seconds at Dragon*Con.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess the law of averages says Starbucks had to do something good eventually.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Help! My name's Timmy O'Toole! I fell down the well!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life Cereal matters.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm betting that 194-piece art set isn't 194 pieces anymore.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's times like these I think of Meatwad playing "Insult Master." ***INCINERATION***

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm watching the last scene of the A-Team movie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure you build a birdhouse in your soul because Istanbul, not Constantinople, wants you to get rid of your racist friend, Particle Man.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And if the song stuck in your head is RPG background music, you are fucked.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Broke-leys

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you a cousin of Bob Wehadababyitsaboy, perchance?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is right before I used my lighter in the alley to see the mutilated body on the fence in the Silent Hill Otherworld.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd highly recommend not using "u" or "ur" in your 15 essays, 4 assignments and 6 exams.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come together with your hands...save me...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a new feature for Rock Band 4--the toilet-flushing bass pedal.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps it's James Nguyen, the creator of Birdemic!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, this country sure is chock full of stupendous morons.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It still is. The Washington Redskins episode was comedy platinum.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

This game is going to end as psychotically as possible--someone will build a hotel on Water Works, Boardwalk will end up jail somehow....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You left out Kirby: (>'.')>

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D'awwwww factor at over eleventy billion.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

404 is the original Georgia area code, but is now solely an Atlanta metro code.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The girl acts like one of those comically inept people in Billy Mays ads.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0