JamieLeng

123 pts ยท June 10, 2014


Then it's a steaming pile of shit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If the American government doesn't take gun control seriously, why should I?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

Like the NRA?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Hahaha so true. I was already reasonably tolerant when we decided to eat instead of smoke. One person ended up sleeping out on the patio.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're an animal! A dog to be precise

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That puts a new spin on the Pepsi challenge

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Timception

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, that's just the lesser known ear egg laying moth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he's just upgrading his defenses. In Pokemon terms, he's levelled up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stroke it with a flamethrower.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shark didn't think so.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I represent Huntingdon Life Sciences & we would love to adopt your furry bundles of joy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's how all trampolines should be made, surrounded by spikes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would put paid to all those selfies.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The conversation must've been riveting.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It sucked like a zombie with no teeth.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poultry a clearly the superior species. KFC is evidence of that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We now have a solid release date, 2015.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Prometheus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think Terry Gilliam created this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What do get, like two of those a packet?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear blurring than they are.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cute Animals Might Pee

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the link.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not fair, oh!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Haha, Mother Base has been relocated to New Zealand.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get the puppies in the divorce settlement.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0