JasonFretz

5997 pts · April 30, 2015


If you get this to front page, I will draw your character of choice in MS Paint and incorporate the top comment into it as well

Please don't drink and drive.

RIP Matthew and Johnny Gaudreau

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That + is doing a lot of heavy lifting 😭

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You: "I have a dark sense of humor and won't apologize if others are offended by it."

Also you: "wahhh, don't lump me in your generalization!"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Not a point for further discussion."

Lol. Just admit you don't have any specific laws in mind.

But since you seem to feel so strongly about religious freedom, which party do you think represents that the best?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

#1 is me every time I play Baldur's Gate 3

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only bought BG3 a few weeks ago. I'm not sure if there's been a rise in BG3 content recently or if I'm just recognizing it more now that I've played it. I'm going to assume the latter.

Anyway, great cosplay!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many of these would make great tokens for Magic: the Gathering

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She’s a companion you can find in Act 1. I just started playing the game last week and have been exploring every nook and cranny of the first map before I move on. And there are at least two different quest lines that point you in her direction. Wyll's questline because he is supposed to kill her, as well as the Paladins of Tyr inside the Toll house also have a beef with her.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ace Ventura: Pet Sematary

2 years ago | Likes 476 Dislikes 3

She could pull off the most accurate Aladdin cosplay ever.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Elmo: How is everybody doing?
Everybody: Not great, Elmo! NOT GREAT!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I touch naked people and make them feel good.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

If you were to make $10k a day, every single day in the year without spending a single dollar of it, it would STILL take you over 273 years to hit the one billion mark.

But that's totally not a lot, right?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That defence had several chances in OT to win the championship by stopping Mahomes, but they didn't.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

To finally end this story, when I got my foot into my current career, I finished my scheduled shift that day and then left a note that I wasn't coming in for my remaining shifts. 4/4

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently the GM asked if the rest of management knew any employees who would have a problem with this, and 1 manager (whom I ws friends with at the time and still am to this day) mentioned me by name.

After this supervisor returned to work, I refused to listen or do anything that she would tell me to do. Having worked there so long, I knew what to do without being told anyway. The rest of management, funny enough, did nothing about this, despite her complaints. 3/

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After that, she just stopped showing up for her shifts, while also still being in possession of a set of keys to the restaurant. Management repeatedly tried to contact her in order to get the keys back. She told them she would call the cops if they kept harassing her.

It had been about 3 or so weeks of this back and forth when management decided to have a meeting about it.

They somehow came to the decision to offer her job back, as if nothing happened. 2/

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 I worked at a Wendy's for over 9 years. There was an incident near the end that was the final straw for me giving a damn.

A coworker younger than me who had been promoted to a supervisor (this part didn't bother me, having seen dozens of others get promoted and soon after burn out for very little more pay) up and walked out on her shift in the restaurant one day.

I wasn't there that day, so what I heard happened was an employee had cut their hand and there was some sort of disagreement. 1/

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It has seriously gotten to the point where if I see a car with more than one Canadian flag adorned on it, and Canada isn't playing in some international sporting event, I just assume they're an idiot.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And for those curious, here's what it roughly translated to:
"Your mother's penis dog breed has reached 50 thousand. You also knew that money was going to come. The itch in your pussy is itching today."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Tee hee, if I insult them in another language they'll have no idea what I'm saying, I'm so clever."

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Color Out Of Space was neat, though that scene where he kisses his wife almost made me gag.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hiding a gunshot wound to the torso is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie just last week. Part of my annual "Watch Home Alone 2 with the wife during Christmas, and then Tim Curry's performance makes me want to watch Clue later" tradition.

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