JasonWaterfaIIs

6085 pts Β· April 29, 2014


You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it enjoy the view.

This made me chuckle, sorry you're getting downvoted

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She was a smaht woman

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Smaug was actually rather pragmatic with his tax returns

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Some of us just like the leather tunics.

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Upvoting purely for the use of Celcius

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

PCP PCP PCP PCP PCPCP PCP CPP PPC PCP

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π™ΌπšŠπš’ πšŒπš˜πš—πšπšŠπš’πš— πšπš›πšŠπšŒπšŽπšœ 𝚘𝚏 π™°πš—πš—πšŠ π™Ίπš˜πšžπš›πš—πš’πš”πš˜πšŸπšŠ

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This has got to be the stupidest fucking thing I've seen today

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What a fag...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yours is an unfixable mess? Please girlfren, I'm wondering if it would be more restful never to go to sleep again

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a retarded solution. Also, JFC the tape!

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I'd walk barefoot over two kilometres of English beach, just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

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Holy fuck dude!! That's an almost impressive amount of self destruction and definitely inspiring level of redemption. Thanks for not jumping off a bridge. Love from Australia

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went back to unmute after reading your comment. You're spot on, have the remix on my desk by Friday

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Fuck a duck & three chickens!

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LANNAAA

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Hey neet, you replied! I was interested to see if you'd take 'quitting' as a reference to "giving up on life" or "giving up on death", truth is I'm just trolling and do actually hope you're having a good day. How long were you a problem gambler for?

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's fighting & biding & riding on his horse

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Incorrect, it is infact damn funny.

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Quitter

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Screenshotted for posterity

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Fuck, that's good

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Prerequisites for the job: a pulse*
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4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grant hasn't let me use his credit card since the Faphouse debacle

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know right!? I saved it immediately and am going to show it to everyone in the world

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ...

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Rack?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice craftsmanship

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Lol, you need humility to be humiliated

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Legend! Thank you

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